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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
7/30/2014 7:39 pm
It is so on: Zafti challenge by way of a Minx

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Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


Sucker4Ever 112M
6750 posts
7/31/2014 1:12 pm

Excuse me for completely veering off point here, but it never ceases to amaze me as I learn more and more how different we the sexes are. Women, jeans. Men, miniskirts. women, a button open revealing chest hair. Men, an up-skirt shot revealing no hair. It makes me wonder, not how we disagree as much as we do, but how we keep from killing each other!

Where the hell was I? Where the f**k am I? Oh yeah, the way we decorate our bodies . . .

The floaty gauzy gypsy skirt surprises me not. What I'd like to know is, what do you do with that necklace when it's not around your neck? Be honest, you kinky slut!

*Lays out his faded jeans, grabs his silky white shirt, frantically rifles through his underwear drawer for a pair of boxers he knows are in there somewhere. Oh yeah, there they are! What's that white shit all over the front? Oh well, she'll never notice . . .*

I was at a bar last night with a woman that I met at a different bar a while back, and like a bit. Sounds like I like bars too, but really frequent them seldom. Anyway, the bartender, a sexy young thing, was wearing a pair of short shorts that revealed her cute little ass-cheeks. I was having trouble containing my excitement. A woman showing ass cheeks in a pair of shorts or anything, turns me waaay on!

The woman that I was with, when I commented on the bartenders butt, slapped me across the face with some enthusiasm! Good thing that I, being a mature adult male, knows that when a woman slaps you across the face, it means she really digs what you’re doing!

Ironically, (ironic word usage note: Shouldn’t that word be eradicated from the English language?)
Coincidentally, I like wearing the said afore mentioned attire and revealing my own ass cheeks. Unfortunately, the only place I can do that legally, is in my home, where I am the only one to see me. Except, that is, for all the pics I have on my profile and blog of me in like form.

As you well know, I could go on, but this is already too long, so, all I want to know is, who the f**k is tahimikdrifter? And who really started all this thing?

PS. You, Cuz, loose your power of speech? Yeah, like that's gonna ever happen!


Thanks it's been fun, and I appreciate your pokin' me.

“Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.”


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 7:17 pm



STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE. DRIFTER. YOU. MANIACS!

Damn!

Though I think I just figured out who hired him.

And I honestly thought it was just coincidence.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 7:26 pm

    Quoting shypetboy:
    tahimikdrifter is just slang women use to describe the function of the neocortex in the sexual aroused state !! Checkmate !!!
CHECKMATE?!?!?!

NNNNEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!

Lolol Im sure TD has been called a whole lotta interesting things in this life.

Im kinda diggin that description though.

Aint that a bitch

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 7:30 pm

    Quoting  :

The link is showing up now, Lilli.

It has been taking forever to show as approved even when the posts are showing in the post list.

Thank you for jumping in and playing along, darling girl. I know you need the distraction right now, too. I'll be by your post as soon as I finish here w/ comments.

It is nice to see your loveliness gracing the alt pages once again.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


tahimikdrifter 53M
8008 posts
7/31/2014 7:30 pm

Tahimikdrifter is Cary Grant....

An about the necklace later.


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 7:33 pm

    Quoting  :

It really isnt fair is it? He is very Cary Grant. But only cuz Jimmy Stewart is already taken. Birds of a feather.

I understand that perfectly. Obviously

Girl........I tell ya. Guy legs n hips.............dangerous territory in any garb, but jeans and a contrasting belt???

*faints*

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 7:54 pm

    Quoting Sucker4Ever:
    Excuse me for completely veering off point here, but it never ceases to amaze me as I learn more and more how different we the sexes are. Women, jeans. Men, miniskirts. women, a button open revealing chest hair. Men, an up-skirt shot revealing no hair. It makes me wonder, not how we disagree as much as we do, but how we keep from killing each other!

    Where the hell was I? Where the f**k am I? Oh yeah, the way we decorate our bodies . . .

    The floaty gauzy gypsy skirt surprises me not. What I'd like to know is, what do you do with that necklace when it's not around your neck? Be honest, you kinky slut!

    *Lays out his faded jeans, grabs his silky white shirt, frantically rifles through his underwear drawer for a pair of boxers he knows are in there somewhere. Oh yeah, there they are! What's that white shit all over the front? Oh well, she'll never notice . . .*

    I was at a bar last night with a woman that I met at a different bar a while back, and like a bit. Sounds like I like bars too, but really frequent them seldom. Anyway, the bartender, a sexy young thing, was wearing a pair of short shorts that revealed her cute little ass-cheeks. I was having trouble containing my excitement. A woman showing ass cheeks in a pair of shorts or anything, turns me waaay on!

    The woman that I was with, when I commented on the bartenders butt, slapped me across the face with some enthusiasm! Good thing that I, being a mature adult male, knows that when a woman slaps you across the face, it means she really digs what you’re doing!

    Ironically, (ironic word usage note: Shouldn’t that word be eradicated from the English language?)
    Coincidentally, I like wearing the said afore mentioned attire and revealing my own ass cheeks. Unfortunately, the only place I can do that legally, is in my home, where I am the only one to see me. Except, that is, for all the pics I have on my profile and blog of me in like form.

    As you well know, I could go on, but this is already too long, so, all I want to know is, who the f**k is tahimikdrifter? And who really started all this thing?

    PS. You, Cuz, loose your power of speech? Yeah, like that's gonna ever happen!

    Thanks it's been fun, and I appreciate your pokin' me.
*nods* Oh yes, mature men are overflowing with accurate women reading skills!

You crack me the hell up, LJ! YOU are my very longest time friend for a reason.

No, it isnt all that white in your boxers( it is snowy season in FL I realize)
No, it isnt your love of showing off your own ass and women who do the same.
No, it isnt cuz you own more pairs of womens panties than I do so I always have a place to borrow from.

Its cuz ya jump in, play along, make me laugh, let me bitch at you and then kick my ass and bitch at me far more gently than I do you when I need it in return and ya love me anyway each and every step of the way.

That being said. As much as I love your words, the necklace is a verb and action items arent in my verbal repertoire.

Now about those jeans.......

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 8:05 pm

    Quoting shypetboy:
    Thankyou sweet girl cuzie now I have to bare my soul !!! I read zafti's blog this morning never even considering I would have to take it !! I think you should include tahimikdrifter even if you need an interpreter to down play the dangerously life threatening eroticism !!!!! I wasn't surprised with gypsy skirts ,I could have guessed that one !!
Darling boy, if the Drifty one wanted to post I couldnt stop him and if he didnt want to play along, I couldnt make him. I'll let you and Zafti handle that bull.

Just save me the pieces once hes worn out.

You'd be my translator? Awwwww My hero

and I thought chucking bananas was ultra adorable. You really are such a cutie regardless of creature form.

I dont trust ya as far as I can throw ya on that count of being translator, but it has got to beat the flushed skin and racing pulse that direct contact causes. Must be allergy season or something. Okay. You're in.

Thank you EVER so much for playing along and doing your own post.

There was never a doubt in my mind that something would get bare or beared.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 8:13 pm

    Quoting shypetboy:
    Thankyou sweet girl cuzie now I have to bare my soul !!! I read zafti's blog this morning never even considering I would have to take it !! I think you should include tahimikdrifter even if you need an interpreter to down play the dangerously life threatening eroticism !!!!! I wasn't surprised with gypsy skirts ,I could have guessed that one !!
And....you see the gauzy skirt as "me"?

Good. Thank you.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 8:17 pm

    Quoting  :

Woooooooooooooooooooo

SOME one is geaing up for back to work, keep em in line from the get go, week!

Zafti honey, Im not sure its a real good idea to issue challenges and then terrify those who accept.

Ah, what the hell.

You are too funny and your 'heres a white flag to shove in your mouth to stop your blubbering' comment and blog edit are bahahahahahahaha

Thanks for the laugh!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/31/2014 8:55 pm

    Quoting tahimikdrifter:
    Tahimikdrifter is Cary Grant....

    An about the necklace later.
*shakes head and smiles*

I have no idea what the hell happened here, kid. It was supposed to be a simple clothing type challenge.

Im beyond amused that my face fanning has made you an urban legend among my friends. DO you cause this kind of excitement everywhere you go?

You're gonna see THIS post as a challenge arent you?

Thats my driftydude!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


Doc_Sonar 66M
24589 posts
8/8/2014 8:58 am


Cool, Cuz!

Regards to the potential Dude...?

BD~
P
xos

Doc_Sonar

I advocate Simplicity, Patience & Compassion...to the extent that doing so won't threaten or harm My boundaries or Me. ~ Doc_Sonar


Breathe Deeply~
Peace


tahimikdrifter 53M
8008 posts
8/9/2014 8:59 am

I'm sorry, what is the challenge again?


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/9/2014 7:15 pm

    Quoting Doc_Sonar:

    Cool, Cuz!

    Regards to the potential Dude...?

    BD~
    P
    xos
You're stroking your chin ala Wolfgang the German (I have a life long crush on Arte Johnson), thinking....vvvvveeeeeeryyyyyyyy iiinteressssssting, aren't you?

Dudes with potential? Hmmmm

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/9/2014 7:27 pm

I was kinda hoping you could tell me. *sighs*

I lost control of this post long before tonight's full moon.

Had you not done a perfectly you version in one of your world famous, man that dude knocks 'm socks off, posts, I could probably do your answers for you and get it mostly right. The ON answers anyway.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


lastguymn 56M

8/11/2014 2:27 pm

Challenge completed...(for some stupid reason the link to it won't work (Grrr!)...bet you thought you'd never see it in your lifetime.

~LastGuy

"It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles


cuzisaid replies on 8/13/2014 7:47 pm:
Thank you again, sweetie for playing along Last one tagged is a rotten egg.

Even if you were wearing pants with ass.

cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
8/23/2014 9:15 pm

    Quoting barwilk09:
    Sorry I'm late in this but I'm alway's late in arriving. I ordered some latex stuff, the pants were too big so I asked my man to try them on and he looked good in them. They were crochless and it was a real turn on. His cock stuck out in the front and every time he puts them on I love it. They are black and it definitely get's me riled up. I actually took a picture I thought he looked so good. I don't normally like cock shots but in this case I put it up on our profile page.

    For me I love bra's, I probably have close to sixty, maybe. I'm always finding an excuse to buy another one. They have to have lace and they have to be sexy and beautiful. They can't be just a foam, t-shirt bra. I think nothing is sexier than strutting around in a bra and a sexy pair panties (ok, maybe boy panties would be okay but no way am a wearing my man's boxer shorts gross me out, please!) or a garter belt would be nice too. I feel beautiful when I wear lingerie and maybe a really nice pair of knee high stiletto boots or maybe high heels. Yea, that's sexy! It's fun to play dress-up or dress down depending on how you think about it. Just talking about this makes me want to go and do it. Great topic!
Thanks for throwing your answers into the mix, K!

I loved your answers AND the ways and why of how you answered/

Thanks, girl!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


Doc_Sonar 66M
24589 posts
10/7/2014 6:56 pm

    Quoting cuzisaid:
    You're stroking your chin ala Wolfgang the German (I have a life long crush on Arte Johnson), thinking....vvvvveeeeeeryyyyyyyy iiinteressssssting, aren't you?

    Dudes with potential? Hmmmm
I was ....

and about the other, I thought that you (potentially) had your eye on someone...if wrong, oops...Nev'mind.


Doc_Sonar

I advocate Simplicity, Patience & Compassion...to the extent that doing so won't threaten or harm My boundaries or Me. ~ Doc_Sonar


Breathe Deeply~
Peace



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