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Blogs > cuzisaid > Swine & Pearls exist even here

cuzisaid 53F  
5592 posts
8/30/2014 9:21 pm
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Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
lastguymn 56M

8/31/2014 1:34 am

 Doesn't sound any worse than my current job...is there matching on the 401(k)?
~LastGuy

"It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles


cuzisaid replies on 8/31/2014 10:39 pm:
There is! 1 cent per every 10,000 you make at your primary job.
Cant have my people getting too complacent with their cushy packages and not have them work for it y'know.

Now Im taking odds w/ myself on how much work you wouldnt get done.

kittykitty1260 63F
15748 posts
8/31/2014 3:24 am

 I already answered the 90 questions and have been almost proven to be hirable.. so yeah shuffle my papers to the top, mkay =)
“Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride


cuzisaid replies on 8/31/2014 10:43 pm:
Oh good, you brought kindling for bonfire night. Toss that paper right in there for me, wouldja?!

My job interview criteria....

1.Do you look at the clock? (bad)
2.Do you roll your eyes and still smile? (good!)
3.Were ya on time? (and didnt notice that I wasnt..Good!)
4.How many people did you start a conversation with while you waited your turn? (all of them? Good!)

Yep, definitely hired. Your days off are Wednesday and Sunday

McGripper 54M

8/31/2014 10:53 am

 It seems to be similar to my present work, it has more potential though!
The opinions and understanding portrayed in my blog are mainly unfounded, misguided or wrong.


cuzisaid replies on 8/31/2014 11:33 pm:
While you would fit right in to my current neighborhood on that screamin 2 wheeler of yours, the view wouldn't be as nice.

Im thinking mountains, per usual, so better brush up those skills. It probably wouldn't hurt to send me the portfolio of your best naked work.

Its good to know I have a UK office already partially staffed if I ever decide to expand.

jenny14 75T  
90273 posts
8/31/2014 3:45 pm

 cuzi

Sounds like a fun time to me too
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


cuzisaid replies on 8/31/2014 11:47 pm:
Darling, your position was set aside for you right from the start as much as Wickies was.

tahimikdrifter 53M
8008 posts
9/2/2014 7:09 pm

Just because I like the face...


cuzisaid replies on 9/2/2014 8:30 pm:
Ya didnt say N-O.

Token resistance is okay

IAmMichaelURKnot 62M
14380 posts
9/2/2014 10:26 pm

 I'm just here to watch the exploited masses revolt.
I remember now.


cuzisaid replies on 9/3/2014 9:12 pm:
Exploi.......?

Bahahahaha

If I get any more UNwilling volunteers*rolls eyes*, I'll have to file as a 501(C)

*pokes Michael* Arent you supposed to be playing DOTS with the rest of us?

IAmMichaelURKnot 62M
14380 posts
9/3/2014 9:47 pm

 cuzisaid replies on 9/4/2014 12:12 am:
Exploi.......?

Bahahahaha

If I get any more UNwilling volunteers*rolls eyes*, I'll have to file as a 501(C)

*pokes Michael* Arent you supposed to be playing DOTS with the rest of us?

There are already rumors of an organizing committee. Once they discover they aren't allowed to take any breaks they'll turn on you. You just wait and see.

People are playing DOTS somewhere on ALT?

I hadn't noticed.
I remember now.


cuzisaid replies on 9/4/2014 7:17 am:
Hmmmmm MY people wouldn't be included in this of course, but..Are you observing all this organizing from your front porch or are you the one stirring up the revolting alt masses?

*poke, poke, poke, poke*

You are known for being unobservant

cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/5/2014 7:17 pm
    Quoting shypetboy:
    I don't get many people wanting to kill me , deballing yes, I looked at reviews for craigslist and it was scary ! Wicked old witches being treated like princesses. Too many dick pics they are crying ! I've never seen anybody else put wallaby pics on. They got my blogs the most attention. My witts gone mostly unnoticed. Tiger Woulds might show up eventually to play dots with us, the ufo will be better at night with a sky filled with stars so I figure it would be good to make it tip and rotate and have heating and demisting glass. I could watch vids of Red Dwarf in there too and eat small packs of space food whilst I space out .
Any vehicle is the perfect vehicle under a star filled sky. I, myself am kinda partial to the picnic blanket 5000. No defoggers necessary.

*whispers* I hate to break it to you, but death and dismemberment are not on my list of favorite things. Humor, however, very much is. Im sorry that you dont feel properly appreciated. There are distint disadvantages to being unique.

Being a bit nutso probably doesnt help. Not that Id know first hand
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/5/2014 7:51 pm
    Quoting shypetboy:
    The being tied up in front of a womens jury and being tried and deballed is one of my favourite masochistic fantasies, your dame pic looks like wicked judge Judy type who wrapped her little wooden hammer when she announced that my balls would have to come off, she might even squeeze them out herself to let me hear them plop into a plastic bucket. Hey I've never been married , I've never even had sex ! But I am a happy little nerdy virgin !
lololol

You are in super rare form tonight all over the damn place

Judge Judy!

I know many who would deny it in public, but secretly, all men want to get the smack down from a woman half their size. A mouthy one on top of it?
bahahaha

oh how the liquid love will flow *grin*

Im pretty sure you just offered to do a dance of 7 veils for me.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/5/2014 11:05 pm
    Quoting shypetboy:
    Surprised ya didn't I ?Yes its your little fury virgin here , Camie , I've learnt how to use the computer and I'm only 4 monthes old ! We wallabies are way smarter than humans ! The parents really suck !! They growl at me when I get near the banana skins, but I've been on Ebay today and I ordered a whole truck load of bananas with the humans credit card , gee I hope I don't get into trouble.
You, my friend, are bananas!

Is that how you tell its a girl?

She doesnt know what a credit card is, but she still knows how to use it?

I havent been on ebay in ages. The thought of buying fruit instead of video games and scrapbooking supplies tickles me to no end.

I wonder if I can get someone local to trade me tangerines and zucchini for a truck cap. No way in hell I could mail that sucker!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


SylviaSoulier 58F
8209 posts
9/8/2014 4:41 am

Do you have a relocation package?


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/9/2014 9:18 pm

 Sadly, no. Not yet, but your 2nd on the list if that changes
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/9/2014 9:24 pm
    Quoting shypetboy:
    I'm a girl wallaby pretending to be a boy , I think it might be fun having a dick, I've been reading some of the crap on here, the human said I was pawing the air making cute little sounds , thats bullshit. There's mens here pretending to be women to get free membership and to get other mens to flirt with them. You humans are soo soo weird ! One day I'm gonna have a truck and you can sit in it with your cap on pulling on the air horn whilst we kick up bulldust as the world races by. P.S I've decided I'm going to be a very deviant wallaby when I grow up
The air pawing happened. There are photos!

It would indeed be oh so fun to have a dick. It must be considering how much time and in how many ways their owners spend playing with them. Even while sleeping. It is quite amazing really.

No such thing as a bad truck. cap optional.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/11/2014 8:39 pm

 Girls Gone Wild is a multibillion dollar industry be it human or marsupial. Granted, with the mainstream integration of teh internet, no one really has to pay to see naked chics acting stupid anymore. They do it for free every .06 seconds

They definitely have digging and shredding nails. Im kinda jealous.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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