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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
6/22/2015 3:33 pm
Battle of the _EX'S. WHO puts the better S in........

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Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
6/22/2015 3:44 pm

Brilliant! I was just thinking about this as I read a very valid post by DancingDom about safe calls. It got me thinking that what are the other safety measures when meeting up with a stranger. I think I know the basics (meet in a public place, know their name etc) but it would be valuable to hear what others have to add. I am unlikely to meet a man and I suppose you can be a little more relaxed with women but it's always better to be safe than sorry.


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/22/2015 3:44 pm

SUPER HUGE BONUS KUDOS to those folks who've already got the medicine ball rolling this month!

Regardless of why they did it, there was a lot of good info in each one and thats the blogs here in a nutshell. Even when you dont see it, there is always something to learn and take away from each other.

aHedonists and his girly sword post
Spikes_Kat and her abuse post
VladVampirelord & his emotional Vampirism post
MyLoveandPet and her link to the years old collection of tips for newcomers
Sophis_ID and her WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BE PATIENT! post
Exhibitibi and Mary the 2nd and their 'I am learning' posts.

The gems are everywhere. Did you see them?

Even some of the new(grain of salt/dead sea-ish) drama divas and dicks have little seeds of sense in their stuff if you look.
Be smart.
Be attentive and most of all..
Be safe.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


jenny14 75T  
90121 posts
6/22/2015 3:47 pm

cuzi

A great idea!

When I first started blogging , there were people like Chris and Mama , who regularly posted on safety etc ....

I hope many learn from you


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


tahimikbayani 53M
8008 posts
6/22/2015 6:24 pm

Mark me off...I did my part though I get the days of the week mixed up. And what is this really all about?

You just couldn't wait until July could you?


lastguymn 56M

6/22/2015 6:55 pm

I will do my best to throw something out there, though it will be only one post and probably not on the right day. I will warn you though, it will be strictly an opinion piece with no legitimate experience or facts to support my conclusions—no doubt I will learn far more than I'll contribute.

~LastGuy

"It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles


InderioMinx 54F  
19798 posts
6/22/2015 7:22 pm

Ok, here is my contribution... Battle of the _EX39s Cuzi asked

Just some randomness at this late hour, but it sounded good in my head

Ars longa, vita brevis - Art is long, life is short


MyLoveandPet 55M/48F
10164 posts
6/23/2015 7:16 am

Thanks for the mention, I've written many "be safe" posts over the years from various angles as my own perception and perspectives have shifted. Not all of them are available to the public anymore but I did dig up an old one to go with the new one, which ironically I wrote the day before this little challenge was posted but I'm using it anyway.

yes there is such a thing as too new
responsibility in kink

I added foulmama's library of links to my signature line so I leave it everywhere I comment.

ML.

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IAmMichaelURKnot 62M
14380 posts
6/23/2015 9:13 am

I would write a post about safety, but I recently discovered that my concept of safety ( which involves people actually acting in a safe manner ) seems to be out of favor these days. I have to rethink my approach to safe practices if I hope to fit in with the immediate gratification crowd.

I remember now.


kittykitty1260 63F
15748 posts
6/23/2015 3:53 pm

My .02 worth
day late day early my contribution for Cuzi

“Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 6:16 pm

    Quoting tinkerfun:
    Brilliant! I was just thinking about this as I read a very valid post by DancingDom about safe calls. It got me thinking that what are the other safety measures when meeting up with a stranger. I think I know the basics (meet in a public place, know their name etc) but it would be valuable to hear what others have to add. I am unlikely to meet a man and I suppose you can be a little more relaxed with women but it's always better to be safe than sorry.
I consider myself a newbie with knowledge. I know some and none soooooo, lol might as well share as a group.

Its a good idea to put the sexiness, silliness and fun on the back burner every so often and remind ourselves and blog neighbours that we know or want to know things that others dont.

Im glad you were thinking along the safety lines as well!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 6:19 pm

    Quoting jenny14:
    cuzi

    A great idea!

    When I first started blogging , there were people like Chris and Mama , who regularly posted on safety etc ....

    I hope many learn from you


We learn from each other. You are a huge advocate for depression just like I am around here. You have been a helpful reminder to bloggers for years!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 6:21 pm

    Quoting sweetquaterbloom:
    This is awesome sauce.....Thank you so much cuzisaid. I am very new. I have a Sir but do not like to share to much or very personal things. I have no complaints or concerns. Just would like to hear experiences, thoughts, lessons, pleasure, well everything I can.
The bloggers are kicking ass with style sharing their knowledge, humor, realities, fun and safety tips.

I hope you find plenty to learn and share along your journey.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 6:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Couldnt happen to a better guy.

Notice how you didnt mention yourself LISTENING!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 6:37 pm

    Quoting tahimikbayani:
    Mark me off...I did my part though I get the days of the week mixed up. And what is this really all about?

    You just couldn't wait until July could you?
*smooches you*

Even when you're grumbling about it, honey, I know I can always, ALWAYS count on you.

July is next week, Zip!

July is my birthday, Zip!

Dont ask for miracles out of a non goddess with a devilish streak, Zip

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 7:39 pm

    Quoting lastguymn:
    I will do my best to throw something out there, though it will be only one post and probably not on the right day. I will warn you though, it will be strictly an opinion piece with no legitimate experience or facts to support my conclusions—no doubt I will learn far more than I'll contribute.
Even without the rally call thats been going around from so many lately, if you dont get to a safety post this week, you will eventually just like you have touched on it as part of your posts, before now.

We do what we can with what weve got, when we can. THAT is as close to community as we can get in this medium. Plus.....there is never a bad time to help.

Dibs, you have something 99% of the bloggers dont have.

Realtime experience to work with. In the 1 to 1 AND at a fetish event. You dont have to use it, but if you've got it............

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 7:44 pm

    Quoting  :

You have lived on this planet watching yourself and others backs. And fronts!

You have plenty of experience with thinking and a post with a question or WTF WERE THEY THINKING is not off the mark if you want to see others opinions and versions.

You did exactly that with your post last night soooooooo. Keep up the fun and learn something new to use down the road

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 7:47 pm

Awesome, Minx. Thank you so much. I will go check it out as soon as I catch up on my own blog, cuz even tired, I know your post will be worth reading!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 7:50 pm

    Quoting  :

We dont like realities fucking with our fantasies much, do we, K?

I for one am grateful you share and write like you do. I am super behind on everyones blogs, Im afraid, but will catch up as soon as I can.

The way its looking now, that should be somtime next February

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 7:56 pm

    Quoting  :

I will get on it ASAP!

Thank you for all the tips you share around here on a regular basis be it site or sexy.

You do a good thing for all

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 8:06 pm

    Quoting ralph696969:
    I will just give ya a quick taste here:

    don't send anyone that you haven't known and met multiple times any money!!

    sadly, I had a blogger here that called himself MadrassMaster or some shit like that, seemed a good guy, we chatted about the girlies and about our families only to have him call me at midnight virtually wailing about being in Cleveland with no cash and no where to go, said he had come down from home, Canada supposedly, and couldn't get any money exchanged

    stupid me, I felt for the guy, hell, I had just, supposedly, spoke with his adult son earlier that week, as I said, we were getting closer as friends.

    The next day he actually called back to laugh at me and tell me what I fool I was.

    I blogged about it, he even showed back up under that name once with a post and I railed on it. naturally it was deleted and that name is long gone

    never know who you think you know unless you REALLY know them and it doesn't come with time on the internet that counts.

    DON'T SEND money
WWWWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW

That is......Im horrified and honestly? Shocked that anyone would be that big a fucking prick.

Im sorry to know that but immeasurably grateful that you stepped up and shared that, B. I dont know that I could have.

You again have my admiration!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 8:26 pm

    Quoting  :

Yyyyaaaayyyy

I cant wait to go check it out, Grace.

Dom, sub or switch, I love seeing what folks come up with, especially when its for all to benefit from.

Blogs may be for anyone but our stories are uniquely our own.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 8:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Awesome, Lilli!

I will go check the new one out as soon as I can.

Even if it was never your intention, or any of us really, it is amazing the things I learn from people doing things and being inplaces I never even dreamed of.

Much, much appreciation for sharing your adventures and experiences.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 8:40 pm

    Quoting IAmMichaelURKnot:
    I would write a post about safety, but I recently discovered that my concept of safety ( which involves people actually acting in a safe manner ) seems to be out of favor these days. I have to rethink my approach to safe practices if I hope to fit in with the immediate gratification crowd.
Is that how it is, Michael?

I think I'll keep my eyes open for you being you, your way.

And keep my translation book handy just in case cuz you do know how it is and not just around here either.

Thank you.

Again!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 8:46 pm

W00T!

Thank you, my kittygirl! I will get over to your place on...some freaking day lol to read it! I appreciate the heck out of you jumping in to give it the kitty kickass treatment.

I havent stopped fussing since last night cuz i keep losing power & my internet in these horrid windstorms!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/23/2015 8:48 pm

    Quoting  :

Not that we'd admit it if we werent, which is, of course, a ludicrous thought!



Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


MyLoveandPet 55M/48F
10164 posts
6/24/2015 5:36 am

Ok so I wrote it on the wrong day but I was thinking last night about what I should write about and just decided to write it. safewords

ML.

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MyLoveandPet 55M/48F
10164 posts
6/24/2015 7:38 am

And just for fun attending events

ML.

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cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/25/2015 9:28 am

    Quoting  :

WooHoo! Thank you Sarah!

You have a lot to work with being around as long as you have, so I hope you copy/paste some of your old stuff rather than do 'just' links to it.

People tend to overlook links, whereas they will read what is put in front of them. For some its brand new......or lol they've seen it before but forgot.

Its also a fresh way to see how you(all of us) have grown as you modify it before posting. Have you really not changed since 2007?

You bet you have. Sarah power 2.015!!!!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/25/2015 9:33 am

    Quoting MyLoveandPet:
    Ok so I wrote it on the wrong day but I was thinking last night about what I should write about and just decided to write it. safewords

    ML.
Between the site crashing and my net crashing, lol I havent done half of what I wanted to myself, ML.

You and I both know its definitely not about the day or week. Its just never a bad time to get a nudging reminder that it isnt all about the craziness and stories and wanking.

You are one of many who do step up year round and that is always right on time!

Thank you for doing so again!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/25/2015 9:36 am

See what I mean?!

I'll go check them out as soon as I can, girl!

SO few ever go out to a group or event in RT so its nice to see posts on it!! Really, really nice!

Thank you for linking back so folks can follow along!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/25/2015 9:46 am

    Quoting  :

SweetSarah, your heart is always in the right place to help others.

No worries at all about conquering a lighthearted competition or keeping to days. We all win just by remembering to look around to see whats going on.

Thank God, cuz damn, isnt the site and net being a pain in the ass!

You try day in and day out as you can, Sarah. Not just for yourself but for all people here and that, my friend, is you winning as a human being!

You were one of the starters of this round of safety YOU, not me. Take pride and joy in that fact on every day. It doesnt have shit to do with me, other than I just gave a bit of a louder shout out to what you and aH and Ml and Maryblue and Lilli and Vlad and MrE and DocS and and and and do as part of their normal routine.

Team efforts. They work.

Thank you for being an amazing CoCaptain

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/25/2015 9:49 am

    Quoting MyLoveandPet:
    Thanks for the mention, I've written many "be safe" posts over the years from various angles as my own perception and perspectives have shifted. Not all of them are available to the public anymore but I did dig up an old one to go with the new one, which ironically I wrote the day before this little challenge was posted but I'm using it anyway.

    yes there is such a thing as too new
    responsibility in kink

    I added foulmama's library of links to my signature line so I leave it everywhere I comment.

    ML.
CORRECTED REPLY to MLaP:

*nods*

You have been shouting it out for ages, girl! You are also the only one I know of that still has that newcomers link in their signature. Your blog is my 'go to' when I need that link quick because even 8 yrs later, it is invaluable.

On that same thought train.....can you believe we havent crased and burned it all instead of just ducking out when we get disgusted with the dumb shit.

Again

Im glad to see you back around lately and jumping in to help others despite alt corp and more than one ghost of bloggers past, lack of appreciation.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


MyLoveandPet 55M/48F
10164 posts
6/26/2015 6:24 am

Today's blurb because it's come up twice this week I thought I'd expand a bit on it.
education and training The Red Cross can be a great resource.

ML.

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cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/26/2015 11:44 pm

    Quoting MyLoveandPet:
    Today's blurb because it's come up twice this week I thought I'd expand a bit on it.
    education and training The Red Cross can be a great resource.

    ML.
I cant wait to go check it out, ML! Thanks for linking back so I didnt miss it.

I think anyone who has kids, works with the public and especially anyone who plays in any kind of bondage or S&M should have CPR and basic safety training that they refresh every few years. Im overdue for my refresher actually.

My local firestation does classes twice a year for residents. There really is no reason not to know how to do basic first aid or CPR for anyone in my neighborhood.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


MyLoveandPet 55M/48F
10164 posts
6/30/2015 6:19 am

I did write one on Sunday I just forgot to come give you the link a Sunday safety post of sorts

ML.

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cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/30/2015 9:08 am

    Quoting  :

Ooooo I'll go check it out.

I am still horribly behind and really need to gather up some of the links to folks who threw in lately.

Thank you for linking back, sweetsarah. Its nice to have quick access this way instead of having to weed through the whole recent post list.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
6/30/2015 9:19 am

It is so great to see the variety of ways some bloggers are throwing in reminders and common sense workable tips.

I know its tedious for the 97% of online only folks, but its a good thing for the few who may or do get out and include or at least try to, their kink and ls desires.

Thanks girl.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/4/2015 8:55 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    ( Sexter) ; An uncomplicated predator, a monster driven out of sexual frustration, a comical apparition that sits on your shoulder and plays darts with your dick, (if you have one) People should not be afraid to write their own glossary !
I am aaaaallllll about making up my own words but since I dont sext in any format(how mainstream), I may have to work on a new word ASAP. Still.......

*files WC's definition away for future reference*

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/5/2015 7:01 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    I only came hear to fuck people over with sarcasm, but I didn't have the heart to go through with it. I guess Xrorted is self explanatory ! No actually I wanted to hone my writing and thinking skills and you've been a great help to me.Wish I could repay you for that in some way.
You are starving for a knuckle sandwich. I can tell these things.

You make me nuts

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/7/2015 7:04 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    You piss them off first on their blog to asses how violent they are so you know you should avoid them ! Rubs mouth with broken teeth ! (Glad I kept my nuts )
You'd pay me to decimate your nuts and you know it! If I were inclined to do such things anyway.

Some have really had it coming let me tell ya. But they'd like it too much so I abstain. Im practically a saint, dontcha think???!!!

*smooches you until you wriggle like a girl* Now THATS violence!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/7/2015 7:08 pm

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I can hardly wait!

*dons hazmat gear*

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/9/2015 9:44 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    His n hers bands ? Dam and blast it ( Appologises to the fish) I just heard my great long lost relative in England past away but I won't get my share unless I get there quick and I've got no money. What can I do ? Try one on the right this time to even things up a bit. Some guys have got the sucker gene, I got the sarcastic gene, it keeps me in good stead but chicks don't find it attractive. Sorry my golfing pisses me off ! But I have pulled the odd one out of the bag when I needed it. Am I really that shallow ? (nuts) Why do you quote me? When its all a load of shite ? I could have told you to suck it up but I'm too nice for that. Now where's that panacea ?
You re making me PANCAKES! We need pancakes, Im telling you. Even poor we can afford those. I am planning on opening an international house of pancakes and kink dontcha know. Oh yes. But I have to buy my island first.

*sighs* I really want a volcanic island. Im getting impatient waiting for oceans to recede so I can just swim out and claim a newly dry one. I should have stayed a shark!

Im not a fan of rings since my last slave bracelet bit the dust. It was so pretty, pink mother of pearl it was set in hammered dull silver, It was gawgus dahlink.

Hiz n hers cock rings? Toe rings? Piston rings? No piercing shit. Well my ears are pierced so thatd be ok. Desnt matter..........

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

SHITEY or otherwise

YEP, gotta keep a record of the shenanigans. YOU sure have no problem disappearing on a whim and making me shiteless for weeks at a time, so I have to preserve you for posteriority. I may have just called you an ass.

If I did it was you are an ass worth keeping close by. (under scrutiny, out of trouble, too close to get a good back swing etc etc)

We should rub butts and call it official.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/10/2015 5:08 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Thats a lot to consider there. Decimating the pancakey, nutty stuff in the name of christomdom and domestic discipline, with red cordial hyperactive blood moon moodshifts. Oh shit and if the new disciples rubbed butts then sparks would be a flying ! No pink mother of pearl slave bracelet could withstand such a force. I saw kinky cakes on the simpsons.You gotta space time continuum through a dumpster to get there. It might take a whole parish of domestic disciplinarians to get together to buy an Island .It would be an Eden paradise. There would be all kinds of tropical fruit abounding but apple trees would be forbidden.Sermons and spankins would be the order of the day, and fishing .Brother Peter shall do the fishing. Brother Michael shall perform satanic bunny sacrifices. May'be we don't need that one. There will be moon watching across the timid surf to the sound of swaying coconut palms. Shoes shall be forbidden and driftwood temples shall have sandy floors. Any computers snuck onto the Island will by rituously buried as time capsules .Apostates shall be stoned with ripe tomatoes and then baptised in the holy Island waterfall before having their nads trampled. Records of shenanigans shall be scratched into trees. Should there be sex on Sundays? Will polygamy be allowed?How much should tourists be charged to watch the daily floggins ? Should fish be allowed to carry coin in their mouths ? Should Islanders be able to use real shell money when playing Monopoly ?
You have such a cute way of telling me to shush it without ever telling me to hush!

Im not sure I can handle this one. Ive been playing blog catch up today AND the DOT is resurfacing my street so Ive been super excited watching all the big machines working and belching toxic fuels(ok, they are diesel and they stink more than they pollute with their cute lil rattley smoke stack covers that look like they are clapping but still) and the dust and the gravel strewn about and damn this is the smoothest my street has been in 5 years...eek!

Im so excited. I have to come back to this cuz I didnt even know it was here.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/11/2015 9:24 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    I do apprecite road architecture, they can be beautiful and inspiring. Think I might hit the road myself. (puffs diesal and backfires)
YOU are inspiring...

In a 'damn, you really can get flashbacks 20 years later' kind of way.

Puffs and backfires?

Bahahaha

Indeed!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/11/2015 9:44 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Thats a lot to consider there. Decimating the pancakey, nutty stuff in the name of christomdom and domestic discipline, with red cordial hyperactive blood moon moodshifts. Oh shit and if the new disciples rubbed butts then sparks would be a flying ! No pink mother of pearl slave bracelet could withstand such a force. I saw kinky cakes on the simpsons.You gotta space time continuum through a dumpster to get there. It might take a whole parish of domestic disciplinarians to get together to buy an Island .It would be an Eden paradise. There would be all kinds of tropical fruit abounding but apple trees would be forbidden.Sermons and spankins would be the order of the day, and fishing .Brother Peter shall do the fishing. Brother Michael shall perform satanic bunny sacrifices. May'be we don't need that one. There will be moon watching across the timid surf to the sound of swaying coconut palms. Shoes shall be forbidden and driftwood temples shall have sandy floors. Any computers snuck onto the Island will by rituously buried as time capsules .Apostates shall be stoned with ripe tomatoes and then baptised in the holy Island waterfall before having their nads trampled. Records of shenanigans shall be scratched into trees. Should there be sex on Sundays? Will polygamy be allowed?How much should tourists be charged to watch the daily floggins ? Should fish be allowed to carry coin in their mouths ? Should Islanders be able to use real shell money when playing Monopoly ?
Ok. Round 2!

No coins for the fish. Gotta keep em for the fountain & wishing well.

Peters are always good bait. Rod n tackle would have to be.

No shell. Ive had enough of that brittle bit of flotsam. Or is that getsum?

Butt rubbing is electrifying, mr tesla but it was loving wear n tear that took the life of my beautiful ring/bracelet combo. It was headed for the pearly gates last time I saw it. Or maybe it was a dumpster in drag? One never knows about these bracelets when blood moons are being UNcordial and UNred-y

Agreed. No apples. Plums, nectarines and cherries are all good. What about raspberries. They have tormenting seeds that get caught in your teeth! Ooooo a new painful pleasure to be added to the domestic chores 'spank this bad monkey' list

Awwww I love your palm tree and calm sea scape

Im done playing in the parish hall. I have a perfect beach party to go to. It no shoes & no PCs required. Im having a good time already and I didnt even get there yet!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/13/2015 10:29 am

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Posteriority , yes it is assish ! I'm gonna speak asshish from now on. Though forget about circumcision. Have a beachen time sweetie !
Circumvent circumcision. CHECK!

Huh. I thought speaking assish was a blogging requirement. Maybe that was the assanese site. Lol apparently we were ahead of our time?!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/13/2015 10:25 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    The Assanesians wouldn't waste a cum in pussy, unless their Grand parents forced them into it with threats about holidaying with the inheritance. The whole Worlds got itself into a tight hole ! Its full of asspersions, the asshishshites wander the deserty places with portable harems and feast on dates and make love to the tintinnabulation of camel bells.
Damn, you iz spicy n tangygenitald today. Kinda sexy if you ass me.

How come we're rarely on the cleverness train at the same time, but we always seem to pick the same station on the crazy train?

Assistant directory to the safety ass-spector? Im adding that to my CV!!!!!
Well ass soon ass I figure out how to assimilate it in without making myself seem like an ass.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/15/2015 9:41 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    The spectroscope has zoomed in on station rabble, the home of polyglots and crystalized conglomerates.I watched prospectors last night and was quite taken by aqua marines, and a red diamond worth a couple of mil. I knew a guy who cut zircons. Have you got gem cutter on your CV ? May'be you're the opal polishing kind. cracking open balls of potch to see whats inside. Or may'be there's just dust in there and then you have to bite your lip or sink your chompers into a handy ass. Everything goes hand in ass these days !
You just throw the most interesting words out into the ozone.

Polyglots??? I havent even worn out tangenital yet! How am I supposed to work polyglots in there???

Rabble. Yeah lots of that dang it.

But not my beloved opals, nope. Lack of gem cutting skills aside I do love my opals, so I will stick to buying them already shaped and polished. It would break my heart if I screwed one up.

The variety of colors of gems is irritating. Red diamonds, white rubies, yellow saphires........screw it, if they arent the colors I think they should be then they arent worth having. Tanzanite and aqua marine go beautifully together if they are the deep purple and aqua colors. Add in a deep blue saphire and an opal and its perfection.

I think i need a jeweled crown for all that

I can wear it for rump nibbling festivals!!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/16/2015 11:18 am

If you hadnt deleted the CD disco ball that I loved so much, I wouldnt have to gasp in horror at the thought of breaking up CDs to recreate a shimmering rainbow world.

First dimension is Heaven of course, though I really do think time is different there. Not measured in ticks and tocks. Maybe breaths of each galaxy is dimension 2 as it moves from creation through to extinction.

That leaves things like us critters creeping around on this watery rock, the snot hitting the wall from the Big Sneeze as 3D.

We are at least 3D as we are the only we that wr can verify. Even thats debatable but it is irrefutable.

Black opals are pretty but I like the white ones best. They glow.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/19/2015 9:52 pm

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Oh awesome! Thank you, sweet sarah!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/19/2015 10:26 pm

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    I did actually make it and I love it , its in the man cave on the wall , the table stars glitter like a diamond , took a pic of it , I will stick it on a blog for ya. I used a black pool sealant to glue it .
You have a man cave? Really, whats that?!

'Table stars!'

You did make one????

I have to go check it out then.

But. Uh, black pool sealant? Lol silicone or tar? Did you wear your safety goggles??????

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/20/2015 5:09 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Thought you'd like a change from wardrobe /baggage zipper malfunctions. I tried some mythbuster phenomena finished up popping CD's . You can make a CD hovercraft using a balloon , Polymer I think was the paint. Table stars are the gem facets around the top flat . Man cave is either a refuge or belly overbelt issue. Well safety extends to CD popping . You could play darts with those slender slithers too !
Sooooo that was a NO on the safety goggles, huh? Bad boy!!!

Lol, my boredom with over exposures and malfunctioning menswear thanks you.

Ok, spill....what experiment were you doing my favorite mythilogical bustah? C'mon...I needs to know this stuff.

You n I are both VERY aware of what a man cave, yours specifically, is. Dont be getting cute n clever throwing belly and belts around to distract me.

Im pretty sure it is RIP a cd not POP em, but this is you soooooo. Poppin polymered table star dancing poptarts it is!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/21/2015 9:05 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    I hooked some generators up onto a massive motor and shot sparks of Gods fabric up his ass ! I got pictures too. I got to be careful I don't send something I need to another dimension. The future sperminators are coming back through time to sow their crop of spawndiment to shape history, yup been there and seen it for myself.I took a peek at your future too ,your gong to talk to a dolphin soon, you should learn their language first so you understand it.
You're making that up. There are no melted edges to the CDs so you weren't sparking anything except perhaps my ire with your silliness!

You do have to be careful not to polute other dimensions though, for sure. There's already too much trash on this planet, be it land or water and now we've put pieces parts of broken ass space apparatuses into space as well. It's up to you to keep the other dimensions pure, tootsie, and don't you forget it.

Lol....ummmm I thought you were gonna handle the dolphins. I'm just a nautigal hitchhiker. I can do seal impressions and a pretty good ostrich if truth be told, but I'm a dolphin neophyte. Do they eat only fishies? How bout pancakes n sausage? Doesn't matter, they'll learn.

No sperminators or spawnings, my baby beluga. Not this week anyway. Im way busy learning porpoise with purpose! Can you ask them and their fool injectors to come back
next week??? Plllleeeeaaasssseeee?!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/21/2015 9:11 pm

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FIRE?

Well yes, fire safety is important.

If you just followed xrorted and his irridescent and incendiary guffawed particle here, I'm sorry, you took a wrong turn right after he did.

Fire extinguisher or smothering blanket?

Thank you for stepping up for safety.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/23/2015 1:17 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Z thinks choice enters the equation and Y causes fracture. We shall construct our sanctity of inequitous things, the mist and the moon and the natural flow of water across moss and algae covered spaces !
Are you hitting on my blog commenter, babes?

Be it moon, mist or moss there shall be No flirting with the.....well anyone but me!

Watersigns. We'll drown you in our love, yep. Hold the algea tho. My allergies are killing me this month.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/26/2015 11:15 am

    Quoting Xrorted:
    ooaa you to perve on my quotes ? This is not Ashtey Madisson ! We do have privacy here. I saw a computer in the porn shop with a chinese keyboard. Its like a rosetta computer ! (its not fire ) !
Google translate says it's fire. I myself am not versed in tiwaglyphics so I'll take their word for it unless you can show me different.

Uh, this is my blog soooooo anything I look at here is not perving. Well, OK, I totally perv on some juicy boy bits in class mmenters photos, but other than that...

Lolololol. I heard that a madison breach thing on the radio the other morning. My son, who is young enough to be offended on the world's behalf about everything, yet offspring of mine enough to realize the ridiculousness of people says......

' man if that was me, i'd be really mad. I expect my info to be private and secure on a site like that. All the lying to my wife and sneaking money out of the bank to have an online account with a pretend name so I can cheat on the person i say I love. Fuck yeah, they better be responsible, keep my shit hidden and do the right thing cuz everyone already cheats for free on facbook.'*big eye roll & hysterical laughter*

He cracks me up cuz as much as he looks like his dad he soooo sounds like me. Well except when he's being an ass.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/31/2015 2:27 pm

Well, he gets the assish that I approve of from me. The assish I don't care for comes from his dad, of course! Mostly.

I am well acquainted with much of the bull that goes on amongst the insomniacs around here, so a dozer of any kind is news!

Eek, no trespassing you smokestack rattling hooligan. On national land yet? Half the fun of wheelin is blazing your own trail. Which apparently, lol, you have down pat.

Lol I love your description of detainment. Better stick to privately leased clouds n land just to be safe. I'm not sure you aren't eyeing establishment land out of jealousy. Do not covet thy nations good forestry.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14987 posts
7/31/2015 2:34 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Personality and place go together. If I lived somewhere more civilized I'd be spying on clouds though a slit in the establishments defences. I was playing around building a track with the dozer and I looked at all the loverly government land next door and thought what a place to extend my road making abilities so I wandered in there and made a beaut 4 wheeling paradise , now if that was a national park near a city I would have been deflecting officers bullets off with the dozer blade ! Before having my sanity checked and rejected to spend time in a day room full of whackos talking about 12 monkeys or something ! Okay your not assish then so where does he get it from ?
Ugh, site won't let me quote the whole message

Or lol I'll end up with 5 copies! Lolol

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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