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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
7/11/2015 9:07 pm
Saturday Insanity: This is gonna sound like a silly question, but


Has anybody seen my blogwife?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/12/2015 9:03 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Wife's a bitch sometimes !
And THATS the truth!

I thought it must be that time of the month. First its deliberate redecorating and now, lmao reinforcing the castle walls.

As long as the signs hung out properly, and it is, I can wait.

My son calls me 'The Croc' for a reason.

BBBBBBIIIIIIIITTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/12/2015 9:27 pm

Ya know, depending on who ya ask around here, the ATL connection is supposedlyme, but it's not so, lol that's as good a guess as any, sweetie!

Wanna take a roadtrip with me and find out?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/12/2015 9:42 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Someone's on your case in blog numpty land.The sign ? Cott rockin ? Holy croc snappin chains are rattlin draw bridge signage Batman !
There's always someone up my ass around here. Trying to crawl in or trying to sneak out. Its a regular Anal Audubon around here!

Could be cuz I try to get up theirs first. Naaaaaahhhhhhh

I consider this YOU volunteering to be the marriage counselor.

Oh babes. What the heck is cott rockin?

Ooooooooohhhhhhh Yeah, I saw.

I was already laughing at an amusing replication of an over the top(unzipped way to fast) British foot job, so that delicious bitchy bit of goodness just pushed me over the edge into total hilarity. Made me less nostalgic for a good foot job.

See why I married the wench! Even bitchy my woman does me right!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


jenny14 75T  
90051 posts
7/13/2015 1:12 am

cuzi

|Sorry , no


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/13/2015 9:48 am

Thats because you are an evil repelling good gurl, Jen. Naughty, lol
yes, but very very good.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/13/2015 10:12 am

    Quoting Xrorted:
    Don't come a knocken when the cott starts a rockin. Does marriage counselling work? So she does a bitchen good foot job ? I imagine that shopping would be more fun for same sex kinksters.
Lololol ok, thats exactly what I thought it meant and was humming the song even, but seeing as you like to throw words like dag & numpty at me, sometimes its prudent to ask.

Counseling (of any kind) is like anything in life isn't it? If you believe in it and want it to work, you will try to make it so.

The girl on the tv show was apparently doing a bang up toe curling job of it, lol. My own experience with it had me tsk tsking though. And I didnt even pinch her with my toes in retaliation for improper footsie practices!

Huh! Ya know, Im not sure if it is so, but heck yeah, Id think it would be at least easier to know what a same sex partner would shop for and why. Lol it would take the whole ' oh look, I bought you this thing ive been dying to try' gift giving to a newer lower risk level.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/13/2015 11:13 am

    Quoting  :

Ya know whats funny? As much as folks tout their open mindedness, it's stunning how little gets noticed. Tunnel vision.

By this point, even a young Helen Keller couldnt miss the signs!

Who knew Id end up the discrete one in this joint?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/13/2015 6:54 pm

    Quoting  :

My ex was the same way.

He could look at a diagram once and assemble things using exactly the right parts in the right place and order without having to look again or read at all. He hated to read because while he read fine, his ability to process the words and turn them into a mental picture that his hands could follow was extremely frustrating and a laborious chore IF he held out and had no choice cuz pics/ schematics werent available.

Im the total opposit and cant process diagrams well. I have to read sometimes aloud to make things stick.

That being said, you learn nothing from all those pervin on ass pics of yours lol except that you really like perving on ass!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/13/2015 7:09 pm

    Quoting Xrorted:
    I am more prudent than to buy a chick a piece of jewellery without her consent, she might be into little Jade dolphins and will settle for nothing less. "The Dag n Numpty" Surely a pub in Dagenham England ! What do you call your pubs there ? "The "Hog n Hampster bar n grill" , "Happy Hotlips chilli dog n cheese chompers" . " The Raunchy Ranchers Steak n Beans" that one's topless and gets its fair share of coyotes. Do lawyers actually get into trouble themselves ? Would they be so silly as to go into an agreement without a prenup ?
Ya know something...? None of my friends that are attys are married so I dunno. You may be right though if you are that conscientious about jade dolphins for goodness sake.

*squeezes you tight* SUCH a clever boy all that

Should be Dagenmutton, Scotland methinks

Lololol those are awesome names. Well done.

I'll have to come back to this and give some names a go later.

I just wore my brain and fingers out, dipping the kid in front of me's braids into the inkwell.

Being a pain in the ass is exhausting!!!!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


Doc_Sonar 66M
24589 posts
7/19/2015 7:18 pm

Oh.
He's ~
Just around that next curve, baby...



Seriously....

BD~
P
xos

Doc_Sonar

I advocate Simplicity, Patience & Compassion...to the extent that doing so won't threaten or harm My boundaries or Me. ~ Doc_Sonar


Breathe Deeply~
Peace


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/19/2015 9:49 pm

    Quoting Doc_Sonar:
    Oh.
    He's ~
    Just around that next curve, baby...



    Seriously....

    BD~
    P
    xos
Yep, sounds about right.



Thanks, Doc.

Imma breathin in peace and THAT is totally legit

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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