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lastguymn 56M

12/1/2015 9:48 pm

So who's making these relentless sex noises at the least appropriate of times?

~LastGuy

"It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles


aHedonist 51M
7510 posts
12/2/2015 1:24 am

generally speaking, I find sex noises when I'm working distracting too. But they also serve a purpose... They remind me to untie her and turn off the vibrator before I leave for the day. So yanno...I get where you're coming from.

I think the solution might be to use a gag.


jaykay48 75M
11440 posts
12/2/2015 5:22 am

WTF? I thought you guys had some property?

But then again, the chipmunks CAN be passionate....


jaykay48 75M
11440 posts
12/2/2015 2:52 pm

    Quoting jaykay48:
    WTF? I thought you guys had some property?

    But then again, the chipmunks CAN be passionate....
Up here deer hunting season starts the third Saturday in November and lasts exactly 23 days.

Who is "she" and where is she and why can you hear her lovemaking sounds? (Inquiring minds and all that....)


lastguymn 56M

12/2/2015 8:19 pm

Your mother? Oh, my...yeah, nobody wants to hear that. It reminds of that scene in When Harry Met Sally when Meg Ryan loudly faked an orgasm in a restaurant, and an older lady at another table told her server, "I have what she's having." The woman who said that line was director Rob Reiner's mother. LOL

~LastGuy

"It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles



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