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Sometimes, The If you know Me, you know that I don't read papers or scan the news online for info on the Immigration debate, Benghazi, or Medical Marijuana in NYS (gotta love it btw: you can legally buy medical Marijuana but My 5 year old nephew couldn't buy a sparkler last week because they are illegal here...ANYWAY). I look for the items that make Me chuckle, make Me ask WTF were they thinking, and make Me wonder how low the "human basement" really is. Ladies & Gentlemen of the jury, I offer for your consideration the following: Item 1. Twerking Teacher...a Florida gym teacher gets busted for twerking with her students during an after-schoolhours party. Spruill drank alcohol at a party held at the home of a parent, then twerked on several girls from the soccer team, according to allegations from a student present at the party. A cell phone video purportedly shows Spruill receiving a lap dance from a student, and she allegedly instructed the in the provocative dance style of twerking. She was suspended for 15 days  Outrage? Anger? Nah. A colleague's first words were "Hey let's search & see if the video is online!"Item 2. Loaded Diaper....A Delaware man is stopped by cops for acting erractly. During the stop, he seems agitated. Cops also notice that his baby that he is holding on to for dear life seems to have taken one hell of a large poop in his diaper. Only one problem: none of that distinct odor [/B]Penn was eventually detained and a search of the ’s diaper turned up the heroin stash, which can be seen in a police evidence photo. The heroin packets were stamped with brand names like “Bioshock” and “Death.” 16 bags. 'Nuff said Item 3. Carmelo LapDance....A decision by basketball star Carmelo Anthony should be announced any minute now. But one bar has come up with an incentive-laden package to convince him to stay in NY: Lap dances for life. Uh huh. But that's not all![/B] Scores New York’s offer also includes: Judging the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition. A new drink called “The Melo Carmelo.” His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that only cheer for Carmelo. A topless charity basketball game in his honor, in which he could also play. A "Dollars for Scholars" amateur pole dancing competition??? Screw 'Melo! What are they gonna offer *ME* to stay in NY?? Yea I know...more likely get an offer to LEAVE the State Anyway, three goodies and that was in the first five minutes! Almost makes Me afraid to go to the "amusing" sections. [/B]
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