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Memories of a Mom's Warnings I got up this morn, poured Myself that mature-age form of Red Bull We call "coffee" and began checking e-mail. Only one note. Hmmm Jimmy From Back Home with an attachment. Jimmy From Back Home has a penchant for attachments that, shall We say, reflect His happiness for apparently having been breastfed until the age of 15 Ironic, indeed, because the subject title was "Memories of a Mom's Warning" "Oh brother, here We go again. Another titty pix!", I sighed to Myself, took a gulp and wondered if Jimmy From Back Home was still mesmerized with DDD cups. I clicked. I laughed. Jimmy From Back Home was the gang's "safety officer" when we would bike over to where they were adding to the K-Mart building. I can't tell you His exact words but he quickly warned us about the dangers of snooping at the construction site. And on at least 2 occasions, He would tell Us that "Mom said to always be careful of fences with holes in them". That led to laughter and references to Jimmy From Back Home being a different type of "hole". Note to Jimmy From Back Home: Mom was, indeed, right Second note to Jimmy From Back Home: Can We PLEASE ease up on the Kate Upton pictures too? |
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