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cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/12/2014 11:31 am

anal-isis??? LMAO You are such a baboon!

Ok, Ive fortified myself w/ 3 cups of coffee, a 6 pack and a peanut butter sandwich.

I can do this.

Of the 7 lbs you've lost in the past week more than half of it was done in the past 24 hours? Mostly because you've become a walking chunnel? Your mouth refuses to close and your arse CANT?

My ex (the dead one not the one with the gypsy penis...well the dead one w/ the cuzi charmed gypsy penis) always used to say:

If a man could piss, shit, fart, cum, burp and sneeze all at the same time, he'd drop dead on the spot of overwhelming happiness. His life's true blissfully useless purpose fulfilled.

He was a crazy bastard. I miss him.

*raises hand* Oh, oh, oh. I KNOW what zumba is!

That when you attach those flying saucer looking robotic vacuums to your feet and then spend a half hour traumatizing..I mean chasing your pets and children around the house to your favorite Utube disco music. At minute 29, the sensors short out, run you face first into a wall and your work out is over.

Weigh loss is inevitable with your new eating plan as you are now lying unconscious on the floor and missing half your teeth.

Tips from Cuz. Don't live life without em.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
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~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
7/12/2014 7:46 pm

    Quoting  :

*curtsies* You may now bend over and kiss my gloriously certifiable ass.

To answer your questions though........

You really dont know HOW rare you are no matter how much Ive said it but there are many men that wander from leg to leg humping anyone anywhere if they can get away with it, like a gypsy.
Ya know the story of the pied piper? Its kinda like that only with a different kinda flute to charm. I play and he never wandered again.

Fuck no! Zumba is high powered muscle intense dance aerobics. It cam after the roomba vac like Shy said so I always associate the two. Then again I chase my cat with the vacuum just to watch him hang off the door screen so I came by my desire for cat races and people who clean by strapping old socks or towels to their feet and washing the floor by squirting out cleaner and then ice skating their floors to cleanliness and sheer lazy ingenuity.

Well, he is kaput, but nope, he never realized his golden dream. Not for lack of trying at such a worthy goal. I had to replace the wax seal on the toilet at least twice a year.

Bahahahahaha Your 2fer internal vacuum would make you speak in squeekanese if you attempted anything else. Id risk it just to see what happened.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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