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10/9/2015 2:50 am |
Will any of these work?  "I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?" "Nice legs; what time do they open?" "The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word." "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" "That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too." "My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor." "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock." "I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it." "Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I'm going Klingon to you!" "I'm Batman." "Bet you $100 you can't turn me hetero." "The doctor's pretty sure the antibiotics worked this time." "You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?" "I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get." "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits" ~LastGuy "It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards "There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles
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