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VirgoGirl78 45F

1272 posts
2/10/2016 6:40 pm

1. No idea
2. Wedding ring
3. No idea
4. Cell phone
5. Voice

6. Water bombing aircraft
7. Money
8. Speeches
9. No idea
10. Surnames
11. Electrical socket
12. Nose
13. No idea
14. Someone's signature turned sideways?

And oh yes i came up with some dirty options but trying to keep it clean hehehehe

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lastguymn 56M

2/10/2016 10:21 pm

I'm terrible at riddles, so I won't even try those, but the phallic signature is from President Barack Obama.

~LastGuy

"It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere." -- Keith Richards

"There are many spokes on the wheel of life. First, we're here to explore new possibilities." -- Ray Charles

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quietroar 59F

9647 posts
2/10/2016 11:49 pm

Do I have to do everything?

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
spaghetti, noodles, sponge

Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
Rings on your finger

What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
Toothbrush- but the best always cost more.

You play with it at night before bed. You can’t be seen fiddling with it at work. You only let very, very special people touch it. What is it?
Cell phone. And no it's not cheating if you don't let your friends read what is on it.

What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?
"I'm going to suck your cock so good that your orgasm will push you into next week." what I say with my voice. (This works for guys too with Yorkshire accents)

What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
Up Escalator or an elevator

What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
His cocaine or his money

People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?
Considering I am writing flash fiction right now for several contests, it was the first to cross my mind- but I suspect texts or twitters.

What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?

Ruler.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
Last names

If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?
Electric socket

Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?
Easy- you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can not pick your friend's nose.

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
This one stumped me for a bit, but I think its either a retractable leash for a dog or some such nonsense.

And lastly, what is the image a picture of?
Lastguy should be embarrassed. This is Obama's signature turned 90 degrees.

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