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Almost a day in the life of my inbox The lovely people of ALT have been busy today. There follows a list of the messages I've received so far today. Which would entice you to chat? All? None? Or just a few specific numbers? 1. Hi 2. I'd love to fuck you 3. Can I fuck you from behind please? 4. Morning there sexy 5. I'm in [location provided] 6. Hiya beautiful 7. Quite the kinkster eh 8. Bull dom bastared to explore all of u 9. Hello Eliza, I'm a Dominant man, am interested in bondage and I like your pic 10. Hey sexy xxx 11. Hi there 12. I like you hanging from the banisters, nice pic 13. Hi 14. Hi 15. Master for long term sub 16. Hello 17. Good morning Eliza 18. Wanna chat and play? 19. Hi 20. I love your photos. Would you be interested in a younger Dom? I like to be strict and make you hold positions rather than tying you in them, punishing you if you move from them. There's something very sexy about a woman being so obedient...But if you needed to be tied. 21. Into pain? 22. Wow you must get this all the time you're incredible. 23. Hi, would you be interested in a younger guy? 24. So erotic, so enticing 25. do you like your pussy licked? 26. do you like hung BBC? 27. Want your hands tied behind your back as your face and tits are covered in cum. I would use you as a fuck toy. 28. Morning.....lovely photos....😄 29. hello 30. looking sexy. 31. fabulous...drink tonight would be nice! 32. You some great Photos and you cannot beat good B & W photos. Also a lover of small boobs more fun than big saggy ones. Wasn't sure if the profile pic was a gym exercise ) 33. to explore all taboo, push limits [telephone number provided] 34. hey hey 35. Hey, how are you? I'm loving your pictures l! Massive turn on. You're from Guildford yes? 36. Hi there would like to enjoy an house party tonight in [location provided].. Its mix people girls, Ts, and boys.. please let me know ASAP we are already 6 thanx u. 37. Amazing pic but what if you had an itch? 38. Are you a single female. Into light BDSM. 39. Hello babe 40. Hello My name is [name provided]. I read your profile and I like it, if you like mine then we can to chat. By. 41. That the best naughty step I've ever seen. 42. Love the new profile pic and it looks seductive in b&w. 43. I live pretty close to you. Are you sub or do you switch. 44. How hard and rough do you like things? 45. Very classy pics you have - I like 46. Hiya dirty slut 47. I would love to meet you. I'ld put my arms around you from behind and kiss on the nape of your soft delicate neck. Holding you snuggly, pulling u back against my hard chest, so you can feel the effect you are having on my body, as I press my hardening cock against your lovely smooth bum. I'ld then love to get u naked and sprinkle wine on your nipples...feeling them harden in my mouth as I suck and lick each one in turn...gradually working my way with the wine sprinkles to your supple creamy thighs. I'ld turn you over and rim u. I'ld like to fuck your arse and pussy at the same time Doing you. I know you'ld cum soooo very hard. I'ld make sure you did. I'm very good at this. You'll want more and ill give you what you need. I love pleasuring a woman it makes me soooo hard. Now, you know what i'ld like to do to you. Be brave and allow me to do so. Just message me back. I promise you'll never regret it. Xxx 48. Hello 49. Iam [name provided] tall, single and well hung, I have high sex drive and lots of stamina too, Iam very discrete and reliable, hope we can chat and meet 50. Hi want spoiling? X 51. You a group shared sub. |
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Wow.... Here is hoping you get something more in line with what or who you are looking for...
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HAHAHA, this is almost like mine, except mine is many more dick pics and a lot more disgusting "Whore/bitch/cunt/kneel/worship" kind of stuff. Because people don't read profiles.
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Gosh, people are really making an effort... So much thought put in... I think we only show up in the search function for women(?). I once played around a bit and somehow managed to adjust the settings so that we showed up on men's search too and.... Well, you can guess what happened although I am still convinced that having a couple profile can help. If people actually bother reading our profile they should also know that we aren't interested in men... But that seems to be wishful thinking too. I am not surprised that you get loads of emails though
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Wow.... Here is hoping you get something more in line with what or who you are looking for...
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HAHAHA, this is almost like mine, except mine is many more dick pics and a lot more disgusting "Whore/bitch/cunt/kneel/worship" kind of stuff. Because people don't read profiles. Love the profile pic. Very sexy.
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Amazed at the communication styles... Truly. The messages I get from women are generally soooo different from this! LOL!! Azure Eyed... The Dark Decurion
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There are times you just have to shake your head. I thought my profile accurately defined what I was looking for........ apparently it just evokes some of the strangest comments.
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Gosh, people are really making an effort... So much thought put in... I think we only show up in the search function for women(?). I once played around a bit and somehow managed to adjust the settings so that we showed up on men's search too and.... Well, you can guess what happened although I am still convinced that having a couple profile can help. If people actually bother reading our profile they should also know that we aren't interested in men... But that seems to be wishful thinking too. I am not surprised that you get loads of emails though I'm half of a couple profile on here but I've let that lapse to standard so it's no use whatsoever. I used to be part of a group profile on ALT.com and the emails to that account were shocking. Yes we were seeking others to augment our MFM arrangement but lots of people seemed to think that automatically entitled them to fuck me while the guys fetched them beer and snacks. 'When we fucking?' never worked for any of us.
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Amazed at the communication styles... Truly. The messages I get from women are generally soooo different from this! LOL!!
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There are times you just have to shake your head. I thought my profile accurately defined what I was looking for........ apparently it just evokes some of the strangest comments.
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What would be interesting would be the messages you sent?..how did they differ from the ones you got...?.....life on this side of the fence is equally hard....if it's not messages from some where close to you...Ike errr. let's pluck one at random...Togo....its multiple fake scammers asking you to pay for their flights home ... so whilst I agree That some of them lack a certain spontaneity ....imagine how it feels answering one ad that you know will have hundreds of replies and trying to stand out...without mentioning dick size how many times you have read 50 shades....how you have got to whatever age without being married attached ,how it's sooo hard spending the millions ...... But if I see someone I think may be compatible, I would not send an email with one word/phrase/sentence. Nor would I send a big long email detailing what I would like to do them/have done to me sexually. I tailor my emails according to the profile and the reason(s) I think we'd be a good match. That approach may work for some and I'm not knocking that. Standing out from the crowd though sometimes takes a bit more effort.
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well wait til the mails dry up....... then tell me about it be good M .
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well wait til the mails dry up....... then tell me about it be good M .
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Yes hours of thought in some cases . Few seem to read profiles as tou say. If one I read said 'no 41 year old brunettes please' then I would respect that and not make contact. It would naturally be their loss! I'm half of a couple profile on here but I've let that lapse to standard so it's no use whatsoever. I used to be part of a group profile on ALT.com and the emails to that account were shocking. Yes we were seeking others to augment our MFM arrangement but lots of people seemed to think that automatically entitled them to fuck me while the guys fetched them beer and snacks. 'When we fucking?' never worked for any of us. I just don't get it, how come some people seem to forget even basic manners on alt? Your main man is a one lucky guy to have got through to you with such a simple one liner - hope he appreciates it (I might know who he is, by the way, not that I have done extensive spying but I do listen and remember)...
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It does sound like that you have met some real treats around here I just don't get it, how come some people seem to forget even basic manners on alt? Your main man is a one lucky guy to have got through to you with such a simple one liner - hope he appreciates it (I might know who he is, by the way, not that I have done extensive spying but I do listen and remember)... I suspect you are right with your 'detective' work. But if you're not, it'll be funny to see who you've paired me with
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Is it all in the exposed cheeks?
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Is it all in the exposed cheeks?
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eliza Your list makes me glad I receive few emails here (I am vert fortunate - most of mine are from friends ) A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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Haha, absolutely
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eliza Your list makes me glad I receive few emails here (I am vert fortunate - most of mine are from friends )
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Cheeky indeed!
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Fair comment.....I am not sure that ......can I fuck you from behind ?....would ever work...lol....well it wouldn't for me..obviously....
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When I read posts along these lines, I sometimes think it would be amusing to pretend the messages were all from me and then I apologise and promise to keep myself in check in future. But I'm not even going to pretend that I am responsible for any of those! After all, not everyone can spot the straight-faced irony embedded in the written word; what if people thought I was serious! At least Number 22 was correct in his assessment.
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most of them would work for me,but then i`m easy
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When I read posts along these lines, I sometimes think it would be amusing to pretend the messages were all from me and then I apologise and promise to keep myself in check in future. But I'm not even going to pretend that I am responsible for any of those! After all, not everyone can spot the straight-faced irony embedded in the written word; what if people thought I was serious! At least Number 22 was correct in his assessment.
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most of them would work for me,but then i`m easy
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Now that's a refreshing approach! I'm amazed at times about the content of emails. People wouldn't go up to someone in a bar and just say 'fuck?' and expect a positive response so why on here? Or perhaps people do and I'm just going to the wrong bars Anyway, welcome to ALT and thanks for your comment.
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Unfortunately widespread it would seem. Fabulous profile pic you have x
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I'm not surprised and, frankly, know that I benefit from those assholes and what they do. While a Dom I'm also thoughtful and considerate. Good luck weeding through the dickwads out there...sorry you have to do it.
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Not me
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Ha - not many seem to want to claim one of these but, to break the mould, I'm pretty sure no. 41 was from me in a previous incarnation on this site. It's good to know that it has been read even if it was found wanting by the recipient.
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Ha - not many seem to want to claim one of these but, to break the mould, I'm pretty sure no. 41 was from me in a previous incarnation on this site. It's good to know that it has been read even if it was found wanting by the recipient.
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12/21/2018 1:28 am |
There are times you just have to shake your head. I thought my profile accurately defined what I was looking for........ apparently it just evokes some of the strangest comments.
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