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eliza1234 49F
1482 posts
1/23/2016 10:23 am
Almost a day in the life of my inbox


The lovely people of ALT have been busy today. There follows a list of the messages I've received so far today. Which would entice you to chat? All? None? Or just a few specific numbers?

1. Hi
2. I'd love to fuck you
3. Can I fuck you from behind please?
4. Morning there sexy
5. I'm in [location provided]
6. Hiya beautiful
7. Quite the kinkster eh
8. Bull dom bastared to explore all of u
9. Hello Eliza, I'm a Dominant man, am interested in bondage and I like your pic
10. Hey sexy xxx
11. Hi there
12. I like you hanging from the banisters, nice pic
13. Hi
14. Hi
15. Master for long term sub
16. Hello
17. Good morning Eliza
18. Wanna chat and play?
19. Hi
20. I love your photos. Would you be interested in a younger Dom? I like to be strict and make you hold positions rather than tying you in them, punishing you if you move from them. There's something very sexy about a woman being so obedient...But if you needed to be tied.
21. Into pain?
22. Wow you must get this all the time you're incredible.
23. Hi, would you be interested in a younger guy?
24. So erotic, so enticing
25. do you like your pussy licked?
26. do you like hung BBC?
27. Want your hands tied behind your back as your face and tits are covered in cum. I would use you as a fuck toy.
28. Morning.....lovely photos....😄
29. hello
30. looking sexy.
31. fabulous...drink tonight would be nice!
32. You some great Photos and you cannot beat good B & W photos. Also a lover of small boobs more fun than big saggy ones. Wasn't sure if the profile pic was a gym exercise )
33. to explore all taboo, push limits [telephone number provided]
34. hey hey
35. Hey, how are you? I'm loving your pictures l! Massive turn on. You're from Guildford yes?
36. Hi there would like to enjoy an house party tonight in [location provided].. Its mix people girls, Ts, and boys.. please let me know ASAP we are already 6 thanx u.
37. Amazing pic but what if you had an itch?
38. Are you a single female. Into light BDSM.
39. Hello babe
40. Hello My name is [name provided]. I read your profile and I like it, if you like mine then we can to chat. By.
41. That the best naughty step I've ever seen.
42. Love the new profile pic and it looks seductive in b&w.
43. I live pretty close to you. Are you sub or do you switch.
44. How hard and rough do you like things?
45. Very classy pics you have - I like
46. Hiya dirty slut
47. I would love to meet you. I'ld put my arms around you from behind and kiss on the nape of your soft delicate neck. Holding you snuggly, pulling u back against my hard chest, so you can feel the effect you are having on my body, as I press my hardening cock against your lovely smooth bum. I'ld then love to get u naked and sprinkle wine on your nipples...feeling them harden in my mouth as I suck and lick each one in turn...gradually working my way with the wine sprinkles to your supple creamy thighs. I'ld turn you over and rim u. I'ld like to fuck your arse and pussy at the same time Doing you. I know you'ld cum soooo very hard. I'ld make sure you did. I'm very good at this. You'll want more and ill give you what you need. I love pleasuring a woman it makes me soooo hard. Now, you know what i'ld like to do to you. Be brave and allow me to do so. Just message me back. I promise you'll never regret it. Xxx
48. Hello
49. Iam [name provided] tall, single and well hung, I have high sex drive and lots of stamina too, Iam very discrete and reliable, hope we can chat and meet
50. Hi want spoiling? X
51. You a group shared sub.

alt5250 61M
1283 posts
1/23/2016 10:50 am

Wow.... Here is hoping you get something more in line with what or who you are looking for...


IREALLYLikeRope 55F  
9 posts
1/23/2016 10:52 am

HAHAHA, this is almost like mine, except mine is many more dick pics and a lot more disgusting "Whore/bitch/cunt/kneel/worship" kind of stuff. Because people don't read profiles.


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
1/23/2016 10:56 am

Gosh, people are really making an effort... So much thought put in...

I think we only show up in the search function for women(?). I once played around a bit and somehow managed to adjust the settings so that we showed up on men's search too and.... Well, you can guess what happened although I am still convinced that having a couple profile can help. If people actually bother reading our profile they should also know that we aren't interested in men... But that seems to be wishful thinking too.

I am not surprised that you get loads of emails though


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/23/2016 10:57 am

    Quoting alt5250:
    Wow.... Here is hoping you get something more in line with what or who you are looking for...
I responded to each and every one


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/23/2016 11:05 am

    Quoting IREALLYLikeRope:
    HAHAHA, this is almost like mine, except mine is many more dick pics and a lot more disgusting "Whore/bitch/cunt/kneel/worship" kind of stuff. Because people don't read profiles.
Mine is like that some days. Today people were clearly in good moods

Love the profile pic. Very sexy.


Azureeyed 55M
33 posts
1/23/2016 11:51 am

Amazed at the communication styles... Truly. The messages I get from women are generally soooo different from this! LOL!!

Azure Eyed... The Dark Decurion


drmgirl622 68F  
25821 posts
1/23/2016 12:38 pm

There are times you just have to shake your head. I thought my profile accurately defined what I was looking for........ apparently it just evokes some of the strangest comments.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/23/2016 12:51 pm

    Quoting tinkerfun:
    Gosh, people are really making an effort... So much thought put in...

    I think we only show up in the search function for women(?). I once played around a bit and somehow managed to adjust the settings so that we showed up on men's search too and.... Well, you can guess what happened although I am still convinced that having a couple profile can help. If people actually bother reading our profile they should also know that we aren't interested in men... But that seems to be wishful thinking too.

    I am not surprised that you get loads of emails though
Yes hours of thought in some cases . Few seem to read profiles as tou say. If one I read said 'no 41 year old brunettes please' then I would respect that and not make contact. It would naturally be their loss!

I'm half of a couple profile on here but I've let that lapse to standard so it's no use whatsoever. I used to be part of a group profile on ALT.com and the emails to that account were shocking. Yes we were seeking others to augment our MFM arrangement but lots of people seemed to think that automatically entitled them to fuck me while the guys fetched them beer and snacks. 'When we fucking?' never worked for any of us.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/23/2016 12:52 pm

    Quoting Azureeyed:
    Amazed at the communication styles... Truly. The messages I get from women are generally soooo different from this! LOL!!
Some of them are rather poetic aren't they. I do hope the ones you receive are different in a good way!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/23/2016 1:24 pm

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    There are times you just have to shake your head. I thought my profile accurately defined what I was looking for........ apparently it just evokes some of the strangest comments.
Profile seems pretty clear to me. I'm sure you've had your fair share of people trying to convert you! Good luck with finding what you're looking for (if you've not done so already) xx


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/23/2016 1:31 pm

    Quoting Boggles2001:
    What would be interesting would be the messages you sent?..how did they differ from the ones you got...?.....life on this side of the fence is equally hard....if it's not messages from some where close to you...Ike errr. let's pluck one at random...Togo....its multiple fake scammers asking you to pay for their flights home ...

    so whilst I agree That some of them lack a certain spontaneity ....imagine how it feels answering one ad that you know will have hundreds of replies and trying to stand out...without mentioning dick size how many times you have read 50 shades....how you have got to whatever age without being married attached ,how it's sooo hard spending the millions ......
Yes, I understand it's hard from the other side (i.e. being male and seeking a woman given the ratios on here and the scammers).

But if I see someone I think may be compatible, I would not send an email with one word/phrase/sentence. Nor would I send a big long email detailing what I would like to do them/have done to me sexually. I tailor my emails according to the profile and the reason(s) I think we'd be a good match.

That approach may work for some and I'm not knocking that. Standing out from the crowd though sometimes takes a bit more effort.


msfunfor 63M
10580 posts
1/23/2016 1:51 pm

well wait til the mails dry up.......
then tell me about it

be good
M

.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/23/2016 2:00 pm

    Quoting msfunfor:
    well wait til the mails dry up.......
    then tell me about it

    be good
    M

    .
I'd rather have quality over quantity!


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
1/23/2016 5:50 pm

    Quoting eliza1234:
    Yes hours of thought in some cases . Few seem to read profiles as tou say. If one I read said 'no 41 year old brunettes please' then I would respect that and not make contact. It would naturally be their loss!

    I'm half of a couple profile on here but I've let that lapse to standard so it's no use whatsoever. I used to be part of a group profile on ALT.com and the emails to that account were shocking. Yes we were seeking others to augment our MFM arrangement but lots of people seemed to think that automatically entitled them to fuck me while the guys fetched them beer and snacks. 'When we fucking?' never worked for any of us.
It does sound like that you have met some real treats around here

I just don't get it, how come some people seem to forget even basic manners on alt?

Your main man is a one lucky guy to have got through to you with such a simple one liner - hope he appreciates it (I might know who he is, by the way, not that I have done extensive spying but I do listen and remember)...


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/24/2016 12:37 am

    Quoting tinkerfun:
    It does sound like that you have met some real treats around here

    I just don't get it, how come some people seem to forget even basic manners on alt?

    Your main man is a one lucky guy to have got through to you with such a simple one liner - hope he appreciates it (I might know who he is, by the way, not that I have done extensive spying but I do listen and remember)...
I remind him of that frequently!!!

I suspect you are right with your 'detective' work. But if you're not, it'll be funny to see who you've paired me with


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
1/24/2016 5:42 am

Is it all in the exposed cheeks?


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/24/2016 7:33 am

    Quoting tinkerfun:
    Is it all in the exposed cheeks?
Haha, absolutely


jenny14 75T  
90051 posts
1/24/2016 1:43 pm

eliza

Your list makes me glad I receive few emails here

(I am vert fortunate - most of mine are from friends )


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
1/24/2016 3:44 pm

Cheeky indeed!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/25/2016 7:15 am

    Quoting jenny14:
    eliza

    Your list makes me glad I receive few emails here

    (I am vert fortunate - most of mine are from friends )
I'm pleased your Inbox is full of messages from good friends ! Xx


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/25/2016 7:16 am

The view from 180 degrees around ain't bad either


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/25/2016 7:17 am

    Quoting Boggles2001:
    Fair comment.....I am not sure that ......can I fuck you from behind ?....would ever work...lol....well it wouldn't for me..obviously....
Ha, it would seem not


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
1/25/2016 9:48 am

When I read posts along these lines, I sometimes think it would be amusing to pretend the messages were all from me and then I apologise and promise to keep myself in check in future.

But I'm not even going to pretend that I am responsible for any of those! After all, not everyone can spot the straight-faced irony embedded in the written word; what if people thought I was serious!

At least Number 22 was correct in his assessment.


scott91 53M
284 posts
1/25/2016 12:43 pm

most of them would work for me,but then i`m easy


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/27/2016 8:13 am

    Quoting TheBargee:
    When I read posts along these lines, I sometimes think it would be amusing to pretend the messages were all from me and then I apologise and promise to keep myself in check in future.

    But I'm not even going to pretend that I am responsible for any of those! After all, not everyone can spot the straight-faced irony embedded in the written word; what if people thought I was serious!

    At least Number 22 was correct in his assessment.


Ah thanks. Your responses are always a pleasure to read xxx


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
1/27/2016 8:14 am

    Quoting scott91:
    most of them would work for me,but then i`m easy
Nothing wrong with that


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/4/2016 12:29 am

    Quoting  :

Now that's a refreshing approach!

I'm amazed at times about the content of emails. People wouldn't go up to someone in a bar and just say 'fuck?' and expect a positive response so why on here? Or perhaps people do and I'm just going to the wrong bars

Anyway, welcome to ALT and thanks for your comment.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/8/2016 1:05 pm

    Quoting  :

Unfortunately widespread it would seem.

Fabulous profile pic you have x


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/10/2016 3:03 pm

    Quoting testingyourwill:
    I'm not surprised and, frankly, know that I benefit from those assholes and what they do. While a Dom I'm also thoughtful and considerate. Good luck weeding through the dickwads out there...sorry you have to do it.
Thanks. And lovely to have you stop by my little blog. X


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/13/2016 8:24 am

    Quoting  :

Not me


Nsa2tie 68M  
640 posts
11/29/2016 4:41 pm

Ha - not many seem to want to claim one of these but, to break the mould, I'm pretty sure no. 41 was from me in a previous incarnation on this site. It's good to know that it has been read even if it was found wanting by the recipient.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
12/12/2016 3:45 pm

    Quoting Nsa2tie:
    Ha - not many seem to want to claim one of these but, to break the mould, I'm pretty sure no. 41 was from me in a previous incarnation on this site. It's good to know that it has been read even if it was found wanting by the recipient.
I was there for being good not naughty


CawintShard 68M

12/21/2018 1:28 am

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    There are times you just have to shake your head. I thought my profile accurately defined what I was looking for........ apparently it just evokes some of the strangest comments.
Kind of like texting. A lot gets misunderstood.



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