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Bloody autocorrect I've been chit chatting to a potential new meet today and things were going swimmingly well. That is until I sent him a message saying that '...there is a possibility of [something rather naughty happening] but that it would be with my male parent present and participating'. Despite my immediate explanation that I meant to say partner but stupid autocorrect mucked up, i have heard nothing back for hours. I fear he may have run off. What's your most unfortunate typo been? UPDATE: He has replied. He's up for it as long as my mum comes along too! |
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mind if i borrow that one ?
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mind if i borrow that one ?
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That could get you into similar troubles!
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You made me laugh ! I must say he is a good sport........
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I'm going to have trouble now, NOT picturing my 1950-ish slightly chubby mom (as remembered in those black and white photos I saved) coming along during my 1960-ish age-of-free-love liaisons memories that are now ruined. Thanks a lot.
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Now that is funny, but now I am wondering if your mum is as sexy as you.
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The number of times certain erotic moments in my stories have referred to "cock sliding deep into her count" or "Her clot was swollen and hard" But I love the accidental parent attending your lovemaking! Not surprising you gave him pause for thought!
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Ha, naughty you
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You made me laugh ! I must say he is a good sport........
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I'm going to have trouble now, NOT picturing my 1950-ish slightly chubby mom (as remembered in those black and white photos I saved) coming along during my 1960-ish age-of-free-love liaisons memories that are now ruined. Thanks a lot.
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Now that is funny, but now I am wondering if your mum is as sexy as you.
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The number of times certain erotic moments in my stories have referred to "cock sliding deep into her count" or "Her clot was swollen and hard" But I love the accidental parent attending your lovemaking! Not surprising you gave him pause for thought!
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I couldn't help but laugh aloud (at in-law's so slightly embarrassing - I didn't explain against their wishes)!!! I am a little worried as my autocorrect has started picking up some rather kinky words. Although for some reason my phone still tries to correct a word 'slut'. Clearly I am not using it enough. Hope it will be fun if you end up meeting up . Talking of such I wonder if we should try to get some bloggers together at some point - potentially without anything naughty happening...
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I couldn't help but laugh aloud (at in-law's so slightly embarrassing - I didn't explain against their wishes)!!! I am a little worried as my autocorrect has started picking up some rather kinky words. Although for some reason my phone still tries to correct a word 'slut'. Clearly I am not using it enough. Hope it will be fun if you end up meeting up . Talking of such I wonder if we should try to get some bloggers together at some point - potentially without anything naughty happening... A blog get together would be destined to end in debauchery - I'm in!
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Haha, sorry about that! My autocorrect always tries to change 'fucking' to 'ducking'. Quite frustrating as the former is a word I use frequently! A blog get together would be destined to end in debauchery - I'm in!
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Oh no, don't frighten me away, I am very coy and sensitive (not!) but I had thought more along the lines of a few drinks but I guess that itself might end up rather wild.... I'd certainly love to see the faces of those sitting at the table next to us as they listen in to our conversations!
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