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eliza1234 49F
1482 posts
2/8/2016 12:55 pm
Bloody autocorrect


I've been chit chatting to a potential new meet today and things were going swimmingly well. That is until I sent him a message saying that '...there is a possibility of [something rather naughty happening] but that it would be with my male parent present and participating'.

Despite my immediate explanation that I meant to say partner but stupid autocorrect mucked up, i have heard nothing back for hours. I fear he may have run off.

What's your most unfortunate typo been?

UPDATE: He has replied. He's up for it as long as my mum comes along too!

marshamay 35F
5934 posts
2/8/2016 1:13 pm

mind if i borrow that one ?


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/8/2016 1:20 pm

    Quoting marshamay:
    mind if i borrow that one ?
Depends what for


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/8/2016 2:04 pm

    Quoting  :

That could get you into similar troubles!


drmgirl622 68F  
25884 posts
2/8/2016 3:38 pm

You made me laugh ! I must say he is a good sport........


jaykay48 75M
11442 posts
2/8/2016 6:51 pm

I'm going to have trouble now, NOT picturing my 1950-ish slightly chubby mom (as remembered in those black and white photos I saved) coming along during my 1960-ish age-of-free-love liaisons memories that are now ruined.

Thanks a lot.


xntrick 59M
2927 posts
2/9/2016 12:00 am

Now that is funny, but now I am wondering if your mum is as sexy as you.


TheBargee 68M
16314 posts
2/9/2016 12:08 am

The number of times certain erotic moments in my stories have referred to "cock sliding deep into her count" or "Her clot was swollen and hard"

But I love the accidental parent attending your lovemaking! Not surprising you gave him pause for thought!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/9/2016 9:55 am

    Quoting  :

Ha, naughty you


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/9/2016 9:55 am

    Quoting  :


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/9/2016 9:56 am

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    You made me laugh ! I must say he is a good sport........
Was a particularly good one wasn't it


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/9/2016 9:56 am

    Quoting jaykay48:
    I'm going to have trouble now, NOT picturing my 1950-ish slightly chubby mom (as remembered in those black and white photos I saved) coming along during my 1960-ish age-of-free-love liaisons memories that are now ruined.

    Thanks a lot.
Sorry about that!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/9/2016 9:57 am

    Quoting xntrick:
    Now that is funny, but now I am wondering if your mum is as sexy as you.
She does have fab legs. For a 68 year old


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/9/2016 9:58 am

    Quoting TheBargee:
    The number of times certain erotic moments in my stories have referred to "cock sliding deep into her count" or "Her clot was swollen and hard"

    But I love the accidental parent attending your lovemaking! Not surprising you gave him pause for thought!


Haha, happy to proof read anything for you


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
2/13/2016 9:12 am

I couldn't help but laugh aloud (at in-law's so slightly embarrassing - I didn't explain against their wishes)!!! I am a little worried as my autocorrect has started picking up some rather kinky words. Although for some reason my phone still tries to correct a word 'slut'. Clearly I am not using it enough.

Hope it will be fun if you end up meeting up . Talking of such I wonder if we should try to get some bloggers together at some point - potentially without anything naughty happening...


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/13/2016 9:57 am

    Quoting tinkerfun:
    I couldn't help but laugh aloud (at in-law's so slightly embarrassing - I didn't explain against their wishes)!!! I am a little worried as my autocorrect has started picking up some rather kinky words. Although for some reason my phone still tries to correct a word 'slut'. Clearly I am not using it enough.

    Hope it will be fun if you end up meeting up . Talking of such I wonder if we should try to get some bloggers together at some point - potentially without anything naughty happening...
Haha, sorry about that! My autocorrect always tries to change 'fucking' to 'ducking'. Quite frustrating as the former is a word I use frequently!

A blog get together would be destined to end in debauchery - I'm in!


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
2/13/2016 4:14 pm

    Quoting eliza1234:
    Haha, sorry about that! My autocorrect always tries to change 'fucking' to 'ducking'. Quite frustrating as the former is a word I use frequently!

    A blog get together would be destined to end in debauchery - I'm in!
Oh no, don't frighten me away, I am very coy and sensitive (not!) but I had thought more along the lines of a few drinks but I guess that itself might end up rather wild....


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/14/2016 7:14 am

    Quoting tinkerfun:
    Oh no, don't frighten me away, I am very coy and sensitive (not!) but I had thought more along the lines of a few drinks but I guess that itself might end up rather wild....
Ha, of course you are darling

I'd certainly love to see the faces of those sitting at the table next to us as they listen in to our conversations!



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