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Terminology Our wonderful world of kinkery has its own terms and the people I speak to most are fluent in this language. So I sometimes forget that others may not understand. A few recent examples for you. My boss wanted me to run a new project. He'd come up with a grand sounding name for the initiative which he shortened to D.P. I flatly refused to run an area called this (mostly as I couldn't see myself talking about it in a work context without giggling). There followed a rather awkward conversation to explain my reasons. I was out for dinner a few weeks ago and ordered the spit roast. The waitress started to giggle as did we. Very immature but very funny. My dinner companion recounted this to a friend and was met with a blank look and, again, had to explain the term. I was out the other day and commented on a number plate which included the letters FWB. My friend had no idea what the abbreviation meant and even when I said friend with benefits she had no clue what I was on about. What kink terms have you used in the vanilla world that have been met with similar blank looks? AFTERNOON UPDATE: And at the garden centre this afternoon I spotted this... Silly alt has deleted the pic...it was a rose call 'golden shower' |
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I look forward to reading later x
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I'm sure you've made up for the sheltered start since
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Tee hee xx
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Ha ha yes, we make new people at work do Computer Based Training and I snigger at that every time too.
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My girl once told me she would be happy to cook and prepare meals for me - going so far as to offer to toss my salad before dinner. When I told her the kink definition of "tossing one's salad" her face turned bright red. I remember now.
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I was telling one of my co-workers about the show called 'Gold Rush'. In one episode they were talking about digging deep so that they could get to the glory hole.
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My girl once told me she would be happy to cook and prepare meals for me - going so far as to offer to toss my salad before dinner. When I told her the kink definition of "tossing one's salad" her face turned bright red.
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I was telling one of my co-workers about the show called 'Gold Rush'. In one episode they were talking about digging deep so that they could get to the glory hole.
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The terms 'Outdoor Reared' and 'Hand Reared' make me chuckle... 'Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.' Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
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The terms 'Outdoor Reared' and 'Hand Reared' make me chuckle...
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It's mainly Pork... 'Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.' Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
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It's mainly Pork...
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Well stuffed?! 'Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.' Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
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Well stuffed?!
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Really meaty, not pink and flaccid... 'Reading — it’s the third best thing to do in bed.' Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
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Plumbers seem to have more than their fair share of sniggersome terminology; from the simple "cock" for a tap to greased nipples and male and female nuts! BTW I think where was a picture with your update but it's disappeared!
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Plumbers seem to have more than their fair share of sniggersome terminology; from the simple "cock" for a tap to greased nipples and male and female nuts! BTW I think where was a picture with your update but it's disappeared! Silly alt gremlins at work and I've deleted the pic I took of a lovely yellow rose called golden shower ;
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Really meaty, not pink and flaccid...
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Ha yes, lucky plumbers. Silly alt gremlins at work and I've deleted the pic I took of a lovely yellow rose called golden shower ;
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Funny, I was looking at the David Austen catalogue only last Monday for a rose called Chris; I spotted that very rose and sniggered to myself!
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I particularly liked that the label said it was ideal up against a fence or a wall.
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Well it would cause problems in a bed, wouldn't it?!
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