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eliza1234 49F
1482 posts
9/1/2016 1:51 pm
Chat up lines #5



I've just received a wonderfully kind and generous offer of some fur for my pussy. Those who have read my recent post Intimacy will know I cultivated some of my own recently so I will have to decline the offer as I wasn't a big fan. I'm pleased to announce that smoothness has resumed!

I am, however, intrigued to know what will make my wet get wet and wet. I don't think I've had that happen to me before.

Have any of the more experienced readers ever come across this phenomenon? If so, please can you provide some instructions for the more innocent and pure so that we can give it a shot? If I can get it to work properly I'll be sure to post a pic.

Thanks in advance.

eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/1/2016 1:55 pm

Googled it and I'm none the wiser.


drmgirl622 68F  
25821 posts
9/1/2016 2:28 pm

It's out of my realm of knowledge


jaykay48 75M
11440 posts
9/1/2016 2:54 pm

Well, it's something like this: If you have something that's wet, and you put water on it, it'll get wetter.

Sorta.

So this guy is maybe a water kinda guy.

He wants to pour water on you?

Or maybe take you swimming.

I don't know much about these things, so I'm just guessing.


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
9/1/2016 3:21 pm

My take on this is that he's more in the metaphysical than the mere physical. If one analyses the assonances (while/wait/wet/wet/wet) one can sense an almost tantric struggle for Nirvanah.

Of course the search for poetic perfection is somewhat rudimentary, one might even suggest Juvenal, but there's no question in my mind that the subliminal message is that he hopes to engage in congress, perhaps on numerous levels.

And frankly, who can blame him?


rikko51 65M
34 posts
9/1/2016 4:53 pm

Maybe this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3gEkwhdXUE


Philthy1 59M
3 posts
9/1/2016 5:41 pm

Is it possible this message is from will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas?
He probably feels that he could make your wet get wet and wet using some of his Boom Boom Boom, or possibly some Boom Boom Pow.
If I understand correctly, his beats be bumpin' bumpin', and are also so big that he is "steppin on leprechauns".
It's not easy to find a man that has this level of control over his beats.

I'm a bit confused about fur for pussy.
Could he actually be offering you an article of clothing?
Winter will be here before you know it, and a fur for your pussy might be nice, especially if you're wearing a dress.
I had a fur hat once, and it was quite warm.

It also occurred to me that he may be offering a trade.
One butt plug for anal fun, and some fur, for pussy.
I don't know if this is a good deal or not.
I guess it would depend on the quality of the fur.......and the pussy.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/2/2016 1:41 pm

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    It's out of my realm of knowledge
That's probably a good thing


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
9/2/2016 4:21 pm

Can I please join the date?

Although unfortunately he left me a little dry.


scott91 53M
284 posts
9/3/2016 3:59 am

you`ll have to let us know what he meens,as i`m sure you going to meet him with such a good offer!!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/3/2016 10:55 am

    Quoting jaykay48:
    Well, it's something like this: If you have something that's wet, and you put water on it, it'll get wetter.

    Sorta.

    So this guy is maybe a water kinda guy.

    He wants to pour water on you?

    Or maybe take you swimming.

    I don't know much about these things, so I'm just guessing.
Haha. Now it all makes perfect sense


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/3/2016 10:55 am

    Quoting TheBargee:
    My take on this is that he's more in the metaphysical than the mere physical. If one analyses the assonances (while/wait/wet/wet/wet) one can sense an almost tantric struggle for Nirvanah.

    Of course the search for poetic perfection is somewhat rudimentary, one might even suggest Juvenal, but there's no question in my mind that the subliminal message is that he hopes to engage in congress, perhaps on numerous levels.

    And frankly, who can blame him?


Now why didn't I think of that? You are so wise xxx


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/3/2016 10:57 am

    Quoting rikko51:
    Maybe this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3gEkwhdXUE
Tee hee. I think you could be right!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/3/2016 10:59 am

    Quoting Philthy1:
    Is it possible this message is from will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas?
    He probably feels that he could make your wet get wet and wet using some of his Boom Boom Boom, or possibly some Boom Boom Pow.
    If I understand correctly, his beats be bumpin' bumpin', and are also so big that he is "steppin on leprechauns".
    It's not easy to find a man that has this level of control over his beats.

    I'm a bit confused about fur for pussy.
    Could he actually be offering you an article of clothing?
    Winter will be here before you know it, and a fur for your pussy might be nice, especially if you're wearing a dress.
    I had a fur hat once, and it was quite warm.

    It also occurred to me that he may be offering a trade.
    One butt plug for anal fun, and some fur, for pussy.
    I don't know if this is a good deal or not.
    I guess it would depend on the quality of the fur.......and the pussy.
Now I think about it, the picture did look a little familiar. Boom boom boom is fine with me but I would never do boom boom pow. I am NOT that kind of girl.

Brilliant response. Made me smile.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/3/2016 11:00 am

    Quoting  :

Ah, I see


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/3/2016 11:01 am

    Quoting dom1888xx:
    A wetter wet!! Sounds like an offer you can't refuse
Yep. Not often you get an offer like that!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/3/2016 11:02 am

    Quoting tinkerfun:
    Can I please join the date?

    Although unfortunately he left me a little dry.
Of course. However if my wet gets wet and wet AND your wet gets wet and wet I'm a little concerned the poor gentleman may drown. Best have us a life guard on stand by just in case. Xx


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/3/2016 11:03 am

    Quoting scott91:
    you`ll have to let us know what he meens,as i`m sure you going to meet him with such a good offer!!
I've resisted so far but it's ever so tempting! If I weaken I'll be sure to let you know.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
9/15/2016 10:17 am

    Quoting  :

Snap!


sucansee 57M  
604 posts
9/25/2016 11:48 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscosity

Perhaps he's a physicist

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