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eliza1234 49F
1482 posts
2/8/2017 2:35 pm
What animal is yours?



During a recent discussion, made rather lively thanks to Messrs Miller, Hendricks and Tanqueray, the question of 'if your orgasm was an animal, which animal would it be?' came up.

After a lot of soul searching, and more than a little slurring, my answer was eventually articulated. I'm somewhat surprised I remember the response with such clarity.

Mine is a different animal at different times. But the overall conclusion was that it's mostly a stampede of raging wildebeest (I'm allowed to have more than one beast at a time). Second to to the stampede, it's a butterfly. A black butterfly with attitude and razor sharp wings, but a butterfly nonetheless.

What animal is yours?

eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/8/2017 2:37 pm

Grrr


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
2/8/2017 3:39 pm

Giant Tortoise... slow to get there but quite an entrance when he does!


verytallsub 43M
340 posts
2/8/2017 5:48 pm

Most probably a spider monkey.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/8/2017 11:32 pm

    Quoting TheBargee:
    Giant Tortoise... slow to get there but quite an entrance when he does!


Brilliant xx


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/8/2017 11:32 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope you growl


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/8/2017 11:33 pm

    Quoting  :

Erm, not quite sure what to say to that.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/8/2017 11:34 pm

I wonder why...


eremcu 61M
795 posts
2/9/2017 8:30 am

Considering the weather outside, i will go with the abominable snowman.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/9/2017 11:57 am

    Quoting eremcu:
    Considering the weather outside, i will go with the abominable snowman.
Haha


IAmMichaelURKnot 62M
14380 posts
2/9/2017 3:04 pm

A spitting cobra.

I remember now.


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/9/2017 3:05 pm

Wonderful imagery


heartofmush 55F
7884 posts
2/9/2017 7:06 pm

undulating and sensual kind of animal..i think of something slinky. hmmm.

The cut worm forgives the plow. W. Blake, Proverbs of Hell


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/10/2017 12:32 am

    Quoting  :

Yikes!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/10/2017 1:27 am

    Quoting heartofmush:
    undulating and sensual kind of animal..i think of something slinky. hmmm.
Sounds perfect


drmgirl622 68F  
25821 posts
2/10/2017 4:37 pm

I would have to say a howler monkey......do I need to explain why ?


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/11/2017 7:28 am

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    I would have to say a howler monkey......do I need to explain why ?
Ha, no I think I get it Great choice.


bdst1 63M
703 posts
2/14/2017 2:24 pm

It is not often you will hear me say I wish I were a pig. But apparently, they ejaculate for an average of 6 minutes, so you might. Not that that in any way answers your question; I have watched lions mate and they take a few seconds, finish, then start over a few minutes later. And can carry on like that for hours. But I don't think I have been much like a lion since, well, I was a teenager.

Somewhere there is a happy medium between pig and lion; that is me!

Contact me privately via the PM at the head of my blog page


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/15/2017 9:29 am

    Quoting bdst1:
    It is not often you will hear me say I wish I were a pig. But apparently, they ejaculate for an average of 6 minutes, so you might. Not that that in any way answers your question; I have watched lions mate and they take a few seconds, finish, then start over a few minutes later. And can carry on like that for hours. But I don't think I have been much like a lion since, well, I was a teenager.

    Somewhere there is a happy medium between pig and lion; that is me!
An interesting beast then


rik2066 57M
11 posts
2/21/2017 2:29 am

I would have to say Bull


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/27/2017 3:55 pm

    Quoting rik2066:
    I would have to say Bull
One with huge horns I hope!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/27/2017 3:57 pm

    Quoting  :

Ha, I find them pretty spectacular!


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
2/27/2017 3:58 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes, they can feel very like very different animals at times. I'd love to know what the difference is between a penguin and a crocodile orgasm. Do enlighten us


Tbill1 58M
1795 posts
2/27/2017 11:49 pm

I would like to say a horse but since i'm so quick i'll say a hummingbird.

andy


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
3/6/2017 2:50 pm

    Quoting Tbill1:
    I would like to say a horse but since i'm so quick i'll say a hummingbird.
High frequency buzzing...mmmm


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
3/6/2017 2:51 pm

    Quoting  :

I had a lover once who I nicknamed King Kong


eliza1234 49F
1301 posts
4/16/2017 5:29 am

    Quoting  :

Very descriptive!



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