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TheBargee 68M
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2/18/2017 9:04 am

 A doctor writes: This fixation, know in the medical profession as Nimmo Tutuitis Maximus Embarrassos is very rare but when it strikes the effects can be distressing and long lasting unless treated swiftly and decisively.

The only known treatment is extensive and exhaustive masturbation while listening to free-form jazz piano (or Stockhausen at a pinch) while reading the collected sermons of Archbishop Welby, naked in a deck chair with your feet in a bowl of unset blackcurrant jelly.

repeat the treatment WITHOUT BREAK for two days.

Please note that no orgasm must be reached during this process.

Best wishes

A Doctor.



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