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spankster8091 57M
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11/28/2015 6:47 am
The Unicorn


Why am I the Unicorn...because I promise you everything I write here will be 100% true. You just need to read it and then reply if you truly feel we can share an adventure full of fun, passion, intimacy and intensity. Because you know what...we both deserve it.

It's not true that I JUST want to get laid. I want to be deliriously happy while we're doing it. I want YOU to be deliriously happy while we're doing it. I want you to have to stop in the middle for water to stave off dehydration. I want you to get glassy-eyed and wild when you're orgasming, and I want you to collapse on me. And then I want to keep fucking you, and see how many more times I can take you there.

I'm a normal guy, cultured and traveled, with esoteric tastes and desires. I have a job and a house, I'm educated, I like being outside. I like sports. But only the ones where there is a serious prospect for carnage and death, the kinds that are fun to participate in. You know, the kinds that they don't show on TV because they're boring to watch. For example, I'm pretty sure there's a cricket game or something on right now, and I could not give a fuck less. I'll amuse you constantly. I'll regale you with stupid facts. I'll let you be right.

I don't care if you're single, married, divorced, or whatever. Hell, I don't even care if you don't tell me your real name. I do care that you're not a bitch to me, that we respect one another, and that we both enjoy ourselves when we have the time.

I'd like you to make a clear decision that you're interested, before you commit to anything. That means that you have the opportunity to consider your current condition, your situation, and that you can ask the relevant questions, receive honest answers, and take your time making your decision. Okay, time's up. (Just kidding.)

I am not looking for anything serious, just some quick fun; let's talk and see where we want to go with this. I can host or travel.. I'm 5"6, average build and you can decide for yourself if I'm attractive.


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