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savdom3 60M
15 posts
3/25/2017 7:48 pm

love it


Hard2LoveNurse 66F
9492 posts
3/25/2017 8:37 pm

Agreed, that is freak'in hilarious!!
Thanks for sharing!!!


"Seeking soul-mate!! Seduce my mind and you can have my body, touch my soul and I’m yours forever! "


SquirtMasterQ 57M
837 posts
3/25/2017 8:50 pm

PMSL !


asianat2008 69M
3955 posts
3/25/2017 11:20 pm

Nice sharing of conversation. But one penis kisses her tenderly pressing inside she opens wide.

Self-respect is the corner-stone of virtues.


femdomsrule 67M
39 posts
3/26/2017 12:00 am

Dear Mr. Penis,

Due to an upgrade, we regret to inform you that you are being terminated. Technology has made you obsolete. Your replacement is larger, safer, always available day or night and will work as long as necessary to get the job done, something you have often failed to do. Thank you for your service.

wannabe slave.


sanita13 53F  
68 posts
3/26/2017 12:03 am

I want to meet the penis that got "Employee of the Year," please!


promiscious 64M

3/26/2017 2:01 am

I got a rise out of it


drmgirl622 68F  
25884 posts
3/26/2017 8:06 am

Sorry Mr Penis, time to go back into hiding.....


moni1969bif 55F
65 posts
3/26/2017 5:24 pm

LOL! imagirl, love your blog as it is such a mix of humor, insightful writings and sexy pics! i really needs a laugh this evening and this was funny!


TheBargee 68M
16315 posts
3/27/2017 11:35 pm


Marvellous!


plainboy88 68M

3/30/2017 10:22 am

I am very sorry Mr. Penis but we are going to replace you with Ms. Strapon.


kezza96 28F

4/13/2017 8:15 pm

Overactive underachiever. Needs sac-ing



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