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Dick-izzeria
Posted:May 29, 2019 2:14 am
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2020 12:37 pm
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Dick on Demand

ALT is like the Pizza Hut of Cocks.

Think about it

You can literally go on your phone and find any kind of cock you want in many variations.

I can just picture the slogan now...

It's not delivery, it's Dickgiorno!!

Fine print: before ordering please note:

*Sometimes it comes early
*Sometimes you have to go get it yourself
*Pictures may not be final product
*We cannot guarantee quality
*We also cannot guarantee performance
*Sometimes you're going to sit there wondering where the fuck it is.

May the odds be ever in your favor
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