twenty six and counting Mar 21, 2008 2:46 pm Mood: sick, 169 Views Well with 26 days to go till my birthday, my voice has decided to take a vacation. It's too bad I don't have enough sick and vacation time available to make up for this. 0 Comments

27 to go Mar 20, 2008 4:46 am 210 Views I dyed my beard yesterday. I look about 20 years younger. WOW. Now to find someone to give me my birthday spankings. 2 Comments

Twenty-Eight to go Mar 19, 2008 4:09 am Mood: curious, 190 Views I am still hoping for a party. I was offered a chance for a drink and cake. 1 comment

29 days to go Mar 18, 2008 4:06 am Mood: naughty, 103 Views I have had some interesting suggestions for how to deal with my upcoming birthday. faya34 suggested me getting dressed as "Little Lord Fauntleroy" and getting left at a club. Any other ideas? 0 Comments

The Countdown Begins Mar 17, 2008 2:29 am 109 Views I turn 40 in a very short time. I can't believe I am getting this old. I just need some help feeling younger again. 0 Comments

I'm back again Mar 16, 2008 9:23 am Mood: conrite, 178 Views I really need to stay in touch over here. Things have been chaotic here at home, so I haven't had the time to chat or blog like I'd like. I really need to be spanked for that. 1 comment

What a weekend Jan 20, 2008 7:07 am Mood: sore, 249 Views I dropped my son of at a friends house for the weekend, went to Mr. Paperback to try and pick up a new toy for him, and maybe on for my daughter. (they didn't have what I wanted for her) On my way to the Mall to look there, I heard this ominous "flap flap flap" sound. Yup, sure enough the right front tire was flat. I pulled over to change it, and the jack got stuck not quite high enough to put the spare on. I wound up bending the handle of the crank trying to raise it. A Good Samaritan nearby loaned me his jack, and I was able to finish the job. My back still hurts from that. I have to buy a new jack next paycheck and a new spare. The donut is almost bald. I was able to get a new regular tire though. 2 Comments

My Date Jan 4, 2008 4:18 am Mood: excited, 285 Views I finally met the Woman I want to give my submission to. We met Wednesday, and really enjoyed each other's company. I am SO looking forward to our getting together again next week. My butt still tingles when I think of the spanking she gave me. 1 comment

My Presidential Choice Jan 3, 2008 6:01 am Mood: cynical, 198 Views The time had come to elect a President And all the famous candidates thought they were heaven-sent They screamed and raved and pounded their hands above their hearts But soon the noble promises were hard to tell apart Waiting at the pumpkin patch, a dog sincere and brave And everybody hoped that soon the country he would save The pumpkin said "The day has come for you to take a stand" "For love has left the people across our native land" Some wear the sign of the elephant and some wear the sign of the mule But we'll hold the sign of the beagle high and love will shine right through All the politicians, they swore he couldn't win But Snoopy only shook his head and flashed his famous grin He jumped into his faithful friend, the Sopwith Camel plane And bounced around the countryside from Washington to Maine Some wear the sign of the elephant and some wear the sign of the mule But we'll hold the sign of the beagle high and love will shine right through New York State was lookin' bad till Snoopy made a speech Soon Illinois and Tennessee were both within his reach He won the vote in Oregon but time was growin' thin And back at the convention hall, the votes were pourin' in Snoopy smiled his way into the hearts of everyone But when the votes were counted up, they found he needed one The winning vote for Snoopy came when a stranger raised his hand Snoopy turned, the stranger spoke "Mein friend, vee meet again!" Some wear the sign of the elephant and some wear the sign of the mule 0 Comments

MERRY DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS!! Dec 26, 2007 6:40 am Mood: exhausted, 218 Views I had a great day. The looks on my kids faces when they opened their gifts, and the look on my mom's face when she opened hers, were well worth all the stress this season. On a related note, I want to find Murphy, of Murphy's Law, and kick him in the balls. The last weekend was hell. Between items not arriving in the mail, and finding out that we had bought something as a gift that the recipient already had, and chaos at the laundromat, I'm surprised I didn't have a stroke! Luckily, I was able to keep it together. God, after all that, I need a goof ducking. or something like that. 1 comment

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