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Ass up & Face Down.

They said it: John Fallon Jr.
Posted:Feb 16, 2017 4:41 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2017 1:42 am
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"There's nothing about it in the rule book, so we're all a bit confused." Manager of the Glasgow, Scotland-based Shettleston FC junior team, expressing his dismay after goalie Gary Whyte was sent off for urinating behind the net during the game.
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Wasteland?
Posted:Jan 19, 2017 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2017 3:04 am
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'Where must we go...
we who wander this wasteland
In search of our better selves?'

The First History Man
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Good week for: Mick Jagger
Posted:Aug 3, 2016 6:48 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2018 3:41 pm
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Great-grandfather Mick Jagger, who turns 73 this month, is about to welcome his eighth - this one with his casual girlfriend, American ballet dancer Melanie Hamrick, 29. Jagger and Hamrick live apart and see each other only when their schedules permit. The Rolling Stones frontman was surprised by news of the pregnancy, a source tells the Daily Mail (U.K.). "I don't think he was best pleased for this all to kick off at his age, but the one area of his life about which he is strangely philosophical is fatherhood." Jagger-who also has five grandchildren-began dating Hamrick shortly after the 2014 suicide of his longtime partner, fashion designer L'Wren Scott.
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Bad week for: Character Assassination
Posted:Jul 27, 2016 4:38 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 7:8 am
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Taylor Swift's feud with Kayne West and his wife, Kim Kardashian, escalated into an all-out war this week after Kardashian posted videos suggesting Swift approved of West's controversial single "Famous." The song includes the lyrics "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/why? I made that bitch famous"- a reference to the notorious 2009 incident when the rapper interrupted the pop star's acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards. "Famous" provoked widespread sympathy for Swift- who at the time claimed she didn't approve the song or it's "misogynistic message." But on Snapchat this week, Kardashian aired a video of a secretly recorded phone call in which Swift apparently gave West her blessing. "It's like a compliment," she is heard saying. "I don't think anybody would listen to that and be like, 'Oh, that's a real diss.'" In response, Swift angrily claimed that West didn't tell her he would call her "that bitch," and said, "Being falsely painted as a liar when I was never given the full story...is character assassination."
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Bad week for: Squirting
Posted:Jul 20, 2016 5:07 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2016 10:53 pm
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Christie Brinkley last week turned her garden hose on a woman who was getting set to urinate near her $15.75 million beachfront mansion in the posh Hamptons. Hairdresser Erica Remkus, 36, had squatted down to relieve herself when a livid Brinkley, 62, appeared. "You can't pee on my rocks!" yelled the supermodel. When Remkus protested that she was on public property, Brinkley used a garden hose to douse her. Undeterred, Remkus then urinated in the sand nearby. "I would not have peed if she didn't spray me," she said. "After that, I kind of had to."
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Good week for: Selling Sex
Posted:Jul 11, 2016 6:47 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2016 12:22 am
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after a "Do it for Mom" ad campaign urging Danes to make more babies apparently helped spark a 14 per cent boom in the country's birthrate this summer. "It's definitely a feather in our cap," said one proud Danish official. Condom companies were not happy.
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They Said It: Adam Lindin Ljungkvist
Posted:Jul 2, 2016 8:00 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2016 8:03 am
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"I had a bad stomach, so I simply let go."
Defender for Pershagens SK in a lower-level Swedish league, who was shown a red card for passing gas during an argument with the ref.
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They Said It: Juan Uribe
Posted:Jun 24, 2016 7:45 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 7:8 am
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"I don't think the trainers have my size."
Indians 3B, explaining why he doesn't wear a cup, after he was hit by a ground ball on June 12 and sustained a testicular contusion.
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Bad week for: Image Control
Posted:Jun 22, 2016 3:58 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 7:8 am
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after Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose reportedly demanded that Google remove an unflattering photo of the now chunky singer. The image has sparked an internet meme called "Fat Axl," with pictures of the rotund Rose accompanied by such mocking captions as "Sweet Pie of Mine."
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Good week for: Fertility
Posted:Jun 18, 2016 5:33 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 7:8 am
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after a New York City company introduced RadiaShield boxer briefs, which use a layer of silver to insulate a man's testicles from his cellphone.
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