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Funny 8.4.2021
An funny sex jokes out there?
0 Kommentare, 98 Angesehen,
88 Stimmen
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Vaccine joke 26.2.2021
If we get our Covid vaccine shot in our butt, can we call that
shot a "Butta-Fauci?"
2 Kommentare, 173 Angesehen,
158 Stimmen
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Mask-cott 25.2.2021
If we boycott the mask mandates, can we that a "Mask-cott"?
2 Kommentare, 155 Angesehen,
140 Stimmen
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Canine quarantine 21.2.2021
The World Health Organization, W.H.O., is concerned that
the new virus will spread to dogs. Therefore they have ordered
all dogs worldwide to be quarantined for 14 to keep dogs
safe from the new covid virus. 15 days from now you can release your out of quarantine,
and then you can sing "W.H.O. let the dogs out?"
5 Kommentare, 124 Angesehen,
103 Stimmen
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Bad dad joke 3.2.2021
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man
on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
4 Kommentare, 142 Angesehen,
123 Stimmen
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Ladies and Gentlemen 6.1.2021
I give you all. <br><br>
Joke ends
1 Kommentare, 59 Angesehen,
48 Stimmen
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Dirty jokes 9.10.2020
Anyone have good dirty jokes to share? lol
2 Kommentare, 85 Angesehen,
71 Stimmen
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kinsey 14.5.2020
Anyone else old enough remember the movie ""?
They claimed Revel's Bolero was THE choice in banging
music. Awhile later Kinsey did A study and OMG Bolero was
America's choice. Incredibly enough for Gay Men their
choice was also a classical piece the "William Bend
Overture".
4 Kommentare, 255 Angesehen,
223 Stimmen
,0.05 Gesamtpunktzahl
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ignore please :P 7.4.2020
taco butt
9 Kommentare, 369 Angesehen,
301 Stimmen
,0.28 Gesamtpunktzahl
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please ignore 20.3.2020
just for  coz im horny
0 Kommentare, 8 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
,1.62 Gesamtpunktzahl
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blonde school teacher 15.3.2020
a young blonde school teacher was trying to make her students
understand blood circulation. after going over what the books said a couple of times she
realized it was going to take more effort on her part to make
them understand. since she was wearing pants she stood
on her head against the wall for couple minutes. then she
asked a couple of students to come up and make observations.
one of them ...
2 Kommentare, 215 Angesehen,
110 Stimmen
,0.26 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Making jokes of others 02 26.2.2020
I can imagine why some people make jokes of others.... Bottom line is that most of them have low self-esteem. What do u think ?
1 Kommentare, 184 Angesehen,
166 Stimmen
,0.55 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Making jokes of others 01 12.2.2020
Telling jokes so every one laughs is one thing, making fun
of someone is another. Making something thats funny a joke is something else than
making him a joke ! ty
3 Kommentare, 194 Angesehen,
177 Stimmen
,0.63 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Canadian joke 29.1.2020
How do you upset a Canadian? In conversation, say "oh, you meant ice
hockey."
9 Kommentare, 300 Angesehen,
238 Stimmen
,0.49 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Why? 16.1.2020
Why do women wake up and rub their eyes? <br><br>
Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
6 Kommentare, 280 Angesehen,
231 Stimmen
,0.73 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Sexist 13.1.2020
Why do women have smaller feet than men? <br><br>
To enable them to get closer to the kitchen sink!
0 Kommentare, 10 Angesehen,
7 Stimmen
,1.77 Gesamtpunktzahl
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How many good people 11.1.2020
Does it take to find
4 Kommentare, 245 Angesehen,
197 Stimmen
,0.28 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Hunting Season 8.1.2020
A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful
1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he
makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear
I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks
nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his
comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when
she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...
3 Kommentare, 275 Angesehen,
155 Stimmen
,1.37 Gesamtpunktzahl
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A dad joke 5.1.2020
Did you hear about the Victoria's secret in Canada?
They are thinking of changing their name to 'Panty
Hosers'.
5 Kommentare, 176 Angesehen,
144 Stimmen
,1.06 Gesamtpunktzahl
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How Many? 1.1.2020
How many guitarists does it take change a light bulb?
<br><br>
. change it and 10 sit around and say, "I
could have changed that way better!"
1 Kommentare, 97 Angesehen,
86 Stimmen
,1.66 Gesamtpunktzahl
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... dad joke ... 29.12.2019
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie
in it!"
1 Kommentare, 56 Angesehen,
49 Stimmen
,0.57 Gesamtpunktzahl
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The doctor is in 26.12.2019
Knock knock
5 Kommentare, 65 Angesehen,
37 Stimmen
,1.04 Gesamtpunktzahl
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What's the difference? 26.12.2019
What's the difference between an oral thermometer
and a rectal thermometer? <br><br>
The taste.
1 Kommentare, 34 Angesehen,
24 Stimmen
,1.77 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Barred2 23.12.2019
Bear walks into a bar. <br><br>
Bear:- "one pint of ..........................
beer please" <br><br>
Barman:- "why the long pause?" <br><br>
(Bear:- "waiting for more points")
2 Kommentare, 33 Angesehen,
25 Stimmen
,1.47 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Barred 23.12.2019
walks into a bar. <br><br>
Barman:- "why the long face?" <br><br>
(:- "Haven't got enough points to chat
to someone...")
3 Kommentare, 22 Angesehen,
14 Stimmen
,1.54 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Hoping to make a good point..... 23.12.2019
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2 Kommentare, 20 Angesehen,
12 Stimmen
,0.86 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Dad Joke... 21.12.2019
What’s Beethoven doing in his grave... <br><br>
De-composing
2 Kommentare, 17 Angesehen,
13 Stimmen
,1.30 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Dad Joke . . . 19.12.2019
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
0 Kommentare, 6 Angesehen,
6 Stimmen
,1.37 Gesamtpunktzahl
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What goes up, and never comes down?.......................... 12.12.2019
<br><br>
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. ..... the amount of points needed to chat to someone on IM!!
3 Kommentare, 12 Angesehen,
5 Stimmen
,4.77 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Getting all catty 10.12.2019
Entered my cat into the cat olympics milk drinking competition.
She set a new lap record...
0 Kommentare, 6 Angesehen,
4 Stimmen
,1.69 Gesamtpunktzahl
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