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It is difficult for a short man to have intercourse with a Texas woman. 24/3/2003
Because when they are nose to nose, his toes are in it.
And when they are toes to toes, his nose is in it.
And when He is in it, he doesn't have anyone to talk to.
0 Commentaires, 58 Consultations,
34 Votes
,1.35 Score
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At the barbershop 12/11/2002
A man comes into the barbershop with his , and sits
in the chair to get his hair cut. His little girl is eating
a muffin, and stands right next to the chair while the barber
starts cutting his hair.
"Little girl, " the barber says smiling at the girl, "you're
gonna get hair all over your muffin." Ï know, " she replies,
"I'm gonna get titties too!"
0 Commentaires, 56 Consultations,
73 Votes
,7.34 Score
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Doms favorite place to eat. 20/7/2002
Where is a Dom`s favorite place to eat? SUBWAY
0 Commentaires, 52 Consultations,
75 Votes
,3.37 Score
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Indecent 27/3/2002
At the family table the Johnsons were discussing various
forms of indecency and just how crude the world has become.
Sue being the teenage of the family and just beginning
her own sexual explorations went to her friends to get their
opinions. All their views seemed quite normal and paralleled
her own until she asked Tyrone what he though was indecent.
Tyrone smiled and replied, " Baby when ...
0 Commentaires, 87 Consultations,
76 Votes
,0.93 Score
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Michael Jackson 21/3/2002
Did you hear that Michael Jackson was an usher at Liza Minelli's
wedding? It seemed only fair to include him since I hear he was dating
the ring bearer.
0 Commentaires, 38 Consultations,
92 Votes
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Thinking Quick 18/2/2002
A man gets on a plane for a coast to coast trip and while waiting
for the plane to take off, A tall beautiful woman comes down
the isle and starts to take the seat next to him. The man thinks
to himself that he is lucky to have such a woman sitting next
to him and decides to try and get friendly. He asks " business
or pleasure" and she responds that she is going to California
for a national ...
0 Commentaires, 102 Consultations,
82 Votes
,6.20 Score
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The worst disease 5/1/2002
A man and woman were in their hotel room on their wedding
night. The woman, already in be, watche as the man began
to disrobe. When he pulled down his pants, the bride saw
that there was something wrong with his knees. They were
wrinkled and concave. She asked him what was wrong with
them. <br>
"When I was a little boy, I got the neasles."
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She said, "You must mean ...
0 Commentaires, 83 Consultations,
35 Votes
,5.88 Score
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Best Joke Ever! 28/8/2001
One time a husband and wife were driving along and they were
in a terrible accident. The husband was not seriously injured,
but his wife was put into a coma. She remained in the coma
for a year with absolutely no response. However, one day
a nurse was giving her a sponge bath and as she massaged between
her legs with the sponge, the woman let out a slight moan.
The nurse was simply ...
0 Commentaires, 211 Consultations,
82 Votes
,4.28 Score
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Dirty Slogan Contest 23/3/2001
A guy heard about a dirty slogan contest sponsored by a local
radio station. He mentioned it to his friends who encouraged
him to enter the contest. He decided to enter and spent some
time coming up with the filthiest slogan he could think
of. He sent it in and waited several weeks for a response.
Finally, he received an official letter in the mail that
said he won second prize and ...
0 Commentaires, 97 Consultations,
15 Votes
,3.44 Score
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Spanish Restaurant 3/2/2001
A tourist in spain goes to a restaurant. He cannot read the
menu but sees another customer's dish which has two huge
meat balls with assorted vegetables on the sides. The dish
looks very delicious and he points to it and says I want that.
The waiter explains to him in sign language that that is
a special dish & he has to order it one week in advance. So
he agrees and orders the dish and ...
0 Commentaires, 120 Consultations,
8 Votes
,4.64 Score
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The Elderly Couple 15/1/2000
An elderly couple went to a doctor and told him they wanted
him to watch them making love. The woman said, "we're getting
on in years, our memories aren't so good, we want to make
sure we're still doing it right." <br>
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The doctor was a bit puzzled by this, but he agreed. So they
went into his examining room, and he watched them make love.
And he continued to ...
0 Commentaires, 154 Consultations,
51 Votes
,9.03 Score
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