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punishyounggirls 43 M
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What is the funniest pickup line you've ever heard or used?
3/20/2017

Everyone has done it at one time or another - used a pickup
line. Or, has been in the vicinity of it being used. Some
of them are silly, but some are just hilarious especially
if recounted over drinks later. Alright kinksters - time
to lay out your funniest. It doesn't matter if you were
the one with the line or you were being picked up.


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Do fries cum with that shake?

I married her.


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MsCarla 54 T
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Back when I was doing things like that and before I started having them used on me.
One of my favorite and best working ones was
"You look like my Next Ex Wife!"

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Not Bad MsCarla ... When I Used To Go Out Clubbing I Would Get Hit On By Men Who Had The Nerve To Approach Me (Note=Chasing Men Never Worked For Me So I Don't Do It!) ... One Of The Funniest And Corniest Lines Was A Guy Telling Me I Should Be Classified As A DEADLY WEAPON.. Amused By This I Asked Him WHY? The Guy Said Its Because I Look So Hot Its KILLING HIM

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"Will you send me plane ticket help me ok?. "
Hear that one on here a lot. That will really turn you on....!

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"Let me buy you a drink so I start to look better to you". Worked in college!!

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When I saw a woman with a ring on I asked her if she was married? They all reply "yes" and I would say "happily?" Depending on the smile you got, you knew you had a chance. Worked about a fifth of the time.

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My ex brother-in-law was a total Neanderthal. His only line was "Ya wanta fuck?" Scarily it worked ! OK so sometimes he did date outside his species.

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Can I interest you in a Manwich?

Don't be drunk and burst out laughing. You'd be surprised at just how many women are starving for a Manwich right now.

What is a Manwich? A saucy woman between a thick layer of hunka man.



punishyounggirls replies on 3/23/2017 2:06 am:
Bahahahhahaha VL you come up with some funny as stuff.

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The response that made me smile the most was panda69 *s*

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You look like a Timex. Do you take a licking and keep on ticking?

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How about "Wanna peel my banana bitch?"

Or a guy I knew once just walked up and was so drunk he just grabbed a woman's ass. No fancy tag line needed.

And he was so comotose he did not even feel the flurry of slaps and punches that came afterwards.

Now that is real dominance.

3/21/2017



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Hey girl, are you Jamaican? Because I have a huge cock.

3/21/2017



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I have a huge cock too.

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I lick my finger and touch her sleeve and say, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes!"

I never used it on a stranger, but it worked to get someone I already knew naked and in bed!

3/21/2017



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After Vlad's first one and Panda99's even my good one's seem to pale. This one isn't the best
planned - or funny - pick up line, but it worked well for a friend of mine visiting in NYC. He was following a stunning woman down the street as she looked in store windows. At one point she
just turned around and asked him, "Are you trying to pick me up?!" His immediate reply was, "No. Actually I was picking you out." He had a great weekend.

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a buddy of mine and I were out on night ( he is AA). He said to this woman " Do you have any soul in you?" She said' No". He said "Would you like some?"

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I do believe my favorite was, "Hey.! You're 5'3" and I'm 6' 9"" (he wasn't), "that makes 10 feet and we should be together.!"

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The best one ever tried on me was"Do you have a shoelace"

Was tried, didn't work.

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"You look kinky. Can i be your slave tonight?"

Usually didn't work, but sometimes She'd get a gleam in Her eye.

Worst (and most common) response was:
"What?"
Awkward pause.
"Uh, you come here often?"



The humble life and thoughts of a wannabe slave.

3/23/2017



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There's some funny ones out there - a few new ones to me. Some of the examples I've heard / seen are:

Did you just come from the sky? as Heaven must be missing an Angel.

Looking for another person for a threesome, all I need is you and one more.

Once I remember some of the others I'll put them up too.

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The short list punishyounggirls mentioned as well as Lady Jane 1949's shoelace one brought to mind some others I noted long ago. Here are a few in that spirit:

People have used this. I never thought it very good, but now I wonder it's effect if offered by Val Kilmer, Michael Keaton, George Clooney or Ben Affleck (by way of introduction) ....
I'm not trying to impress you, but I'm Batman."

The Heaven line reminded me of two others:
a) (great after a sneeze or tripping/bumping)m I'd say God bless you, but it looks like He already did.
b) When God made you he was just showing off.

Two friend gambit lines:
a) See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
b) My buddies bet me I couldn't get the most beautiful girl here to talk to me. Want to buy some
drinks with their money?

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My buddy liked to tell the woman that he had his sights on that he "has a little Indian in him" (he's one half Cherokee) than ask if she "wants a little Indian in her". It even worked on one of my cousins .... and she is part native American.

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