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Articles by AlphaLthr

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Italian Honeymoon...   1/9/2018

The Italian Honeymoon... <br><br> After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his old friends... G


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Little Sally   1/9/2018

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"... Before the mother could raise a concern,


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Disappointed...   1/6/2018

A teacher asked her 6th grade class: “Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?” <br><br> Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said “How


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No more a Virgin   1/6/2018

No more a Virgin <br><br> The family is at the dining table. The little 10-year-old girl does not eat and has her nose in her plate…. <br><br> After a few moments, she says,


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Crabs...   1/6/2018

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. <br><br> She took the box and promised to put it in


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Physical Imperfections...   12/26/2017

When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear... You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin... You see only the essence of the perso


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Handyman Husband???...   12/26/2017

On a cold winter morning, wife texts husband: "WINDOWS FROZEN, WON'T OPEN" Husband texts back: "POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER IT AND TAP GENTLY ALONG THE EDGES WITH A HAMMER" F


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Crumbled Money///   12/26/2017

While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No, " said her husband. <br&g


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THE SPOON AND THE STRING   12/25/2017

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. <br><br> Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our o


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This Is HELL to Write About:   12/22/2017

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!&q


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Early Stages of Online Relationships   12/22/2017

Something catches your eye about their post... You may like something they said, perhaps the site has told you he was the match for you, or maybe the smile said this is a genuine person, I want to get


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About Laying Off...   9/9/2016

Two managers are going over their budget for the next year... After analyzing expenses and revenues, they come to the conclusion that they will have to lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or Ann


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Young Couple...   9/4/2016

A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, “What’s the problem?”

She says, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”


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Screwed...   9/4/2016

A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the stude


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Impotent   9/4/2016

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.

He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.”

Doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech he gives to senior citizens, abo


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Rain...   8/27/2016

This old guy is having sex with this lady when all of a sudden she hears the keys in the front door. She's says hurry you need to get out quick. He doesn't have time so he runs out the back door with


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The Phone Call...   8/27/2016

A woman is having sex with her husband's best friend when the phone rings. It's her husband's ringtone, so she stops to pick it up. There's a big grin on her face as she talks to him. When she puts i


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Why and What...   8/26/2016

Q. Why is air a lot like s.e.x? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? A. About three inches.


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Watch what you ask for   8/24/2016

Watch what you ask for

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man re


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He didn't pay attention...   8/22/2016

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missi


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The Complment...   8/22/2016

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a complimen


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Smart ass answer...   8/22/2016

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might ht consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injur


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How old guys pick up women   7/14/2016

The young man asked the senior citizen for tips on how to pick up women.

The old gentleman explained...

I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore. Some would even


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Oy-vay   6/18/2016

A guy turns to his wife in bed and whispers, "Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?"

"Oh, what a pity, " she said, "Right in the middle of National Headache Week."


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Rye Bread, Or Is It Raisin???...   6/11/2016

There's Something About Rye Bread Or Is It Raisin?

Raisin Bread

A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the


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Sad Dick...   6/10/2016

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.


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It's a Jungle...   6/10/2016

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that yo


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Hard Times...   6/10/2016

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a . She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him


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OMG!!!.... Noooooooo!!!   6/9/2016

He's in trouble...


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Sleeping with Bob   6/5/2016

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.


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Leather   6/3/2016

When a woman wears leather a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrational. Ever wonder why?

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Potato    6/3/2016

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a .

How can you tell which one is the ?

You're gonna love it...

It's the one with the little sticker that says.


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Military Time...   6/3/2016

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom a


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Weird thoughts   5/30/2016

Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster th


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Normal vs. Straight??   5/20/2016

Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

"Blimey, " Ed said. "I've never seen one like that


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Bubba and thr toilet brush...   5/9/2016

Bubba and the Toilet Brush

One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock - Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar


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All in a name..   5/9/2016

All in a name A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small . 'You all have obsessions, he observed.'

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You


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A named SEX...   5/9/2016

Everybody who has a calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license


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Joe and the motorcycle...   5/9/2016

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is


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Out of Bounds...   11/15/2015

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught bre


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The Statues...   11/13/2015

A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male


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Females Reign   11/13/2015

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!


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