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"Just like one of us girls but with a huge cock!" [/COLOR][/SIZE]
[COLOR saddlered] -Wetdreammistress[/COLOR]
sometimes i wake up with my balls on backwards.
2 x Caffeine 3 x Sugar, hold the water.
in my spare time i fight sausage forest fires.
BB is a .177 (4.5 mm) caliber projectile widely used for air guns.
HRU HRU is what piggly-wiggly says when hit with a BB.
the difference between having a huge dick and being a huge dick is.
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My Ideal Person:
"Smart sluts is the new black." -Cazextreme100
== HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A NOT A SMART SLUT FAQ ==
1. look down - or in the mirror - can you see a dick? you are not a smart slut.
2. are you a couple with a selfie dick pick as main photo? you are not a smart slut.
3. did you post your cellie in her chatroom on a public sex site? see above.
4. did you send me a selfie bathroom pic of your pubic junglist short stubby linguini weenie needle dick and a recap of your top 10 about to blow moments a'la 70's mustache gay porn? matey, you confused smart slut with a dumb cunt.
5. are you over seventy, living in a teepee, referring to self in third person as da-dee, trolling hotties barely twen-tee, two keystrokes short of 'b a b y' one hand typing ALLCAPS DEMANDING TO SEE BB PEE BB PEE PEE? sigh...aunt Martha did you forget to cut grandpa Jim Bobs temazepam pills in half again? yep, yep, he's done n gone on the ol' viagra bender again...
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