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I'd say go ahead and go through my fetich checklist if you are interested in knowing whether or not I will be a fit for you... Any couples that may be interested, you set the rules and boundaries, and you can make the requests, and I will respect them. Unless of course you want me to be a little more dominant... haha.
Here is why I have found limited profiles that interest me, and why I have received few legitimate responses here on this site:
"I like having fun"- REALLY?! Thank God... It's hard to come across a person nowadays who doesn't think fun is the worst thing out there. I like fun too. Maybe we'll get along.
"I like going out, but I also like a quiet night staying in at home"- Good to know you are intelligent enough to recognize the ONLY TWO OPTIONS YOU HAVE.
"My friends say I have an easy-going personality"-OK, so not only is this one my personal favorite, purely because I laugh at how moronic it sounds every time I read it, but it also happens to be the trademark of every spammer profile on the internet. What the hell does that even mean?! Who is going to say "Everyone thinks I am a horrible person with a difficult personality, which is why I have no friends"? Of course your friends think you have an easy going personality... that's why they are your friends.
"Looking for friends first.."-Sure, I like more friends. I mean... we are on a site that was made for the purpose of meeting other people for a something somewhat sexual though... Are you trying to make sure you don't get screwed over by your hot friend?
"I'm very open-minded"-Yeah, so open minded that your brain fell out and you couldn't produce something relatively original that sets you apart from the rest of the people on here, making you the more attractive pick.
"I love sex"-Have you met anyone that has had sex at least once that doesn't love it? We know you love sex. That's why you are on this site.
"I'm very down to earth"-Good, because I don't dig alien sex. That's another one of those "wtf is that supposed to mean?" statements.
I also used to make fun of people who said they were here looking for a long term relationship. I believe I owe them an apology, because after thinking about it, if I were to meet a significant other that I first met through this site, well, we will have broken down some major barriers from the get go, and we'll have an incredible sex life as a couple. But I'm not counting on that. Haha.
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My Ideal Person:
So if you can handle what I just had to say, and I didn't offend you because you had one or more of those phrases in your profile, then congratulations. You passed the first criteria. I don't care if you really had one of those in your profile, as long as you took humor, rather than offense, in what I had to say about it.
I do like intellectual discussion in case you couldn't gather that. But that is irrelevant, because the priorities on this site are as follows: Sex, Conversation, Friends, Reoccurring, Long Term. In that order. Now I realize that some conversation will have to ensue in order to get to the sex part, and I actually don't mind just hanging out before we get to business... toss back a few drinks... whatever. I have met people through the site before, and we always did those things for an hour or so before playing, and I'm fine with that. Just know my order of priorities.
-If you have no respect for personal hygiene, don't bother
-If you are not D/D free, don't bother.
-If you have no respect for your personal appearance and health, don't bother.
-If you talk like you are from the ghetto, don't bother. Nothing pisses me off more than absolutely moronic grammar.
If you can't provide me with a face picture before we meet, don't bother (thats a big one for me... so don't think you'll get by on that one. I'll send one as well)
-Hmm. Well I'm really having trouble coming up with more, probably because (despite what you may think based on what I have said thus far), I am really not that picky. I just have a few reasonable requests of you, that's all.
I am looking for anyone who is looking for me. Any age woman, I am ok with. Couples are great too. I have met with 5 or 6 different couples in the past. It was a good time. And no worries ladies and gents, I respect boundaries and rules. You set the rules. So let me know if you are interested!
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