My Ideal Person:
I am a free member and cannot see your profile so you must include it as well as a photo that I can see.
I am NOT a typical female. I am not LOOKING for a relationship; however, should the two of us hit it off and we like one another……well…I am open to it….we all should be happy in life. I am not the kind of woman who plays head games or relastionship games.
The only drama in my life is a psycho roommate and a disdain for marriage. Other than that, I just want to find a friend whom I can share good times with and who has a VERY healthy libido…..oh, and one who makes me laugh. I would like to find someone who loves to talk about conservative politics I have always said that it would be my luck to fall in love with a liberal and then I would have to strangle him for being one....LOL… Isn’t Sarah Plain a “babe”? And I am NOT bi-sexual or even bi-curious.
I am NOT looking for a one night stand so please if you are married, do not live nearby, in a serious relationship, have a steady girlfriend, living with a woman, or any kind of an attachment, PLEASE do not contact me. I want the freedom to call you if I so desire…but I would rather text. Yup, again, not a typical female. I HATE talking on the phone. And I HATE shopping – unless you like an overweight woman – we can go shopping for fun things for you and me….devilish smile...Didn’t I cover all except totally single men?
I understand that we all get on this kind of site because we typically are looking for sex – and believe me, I want it! A LOT of it! I just don’t want one night stands. I am NOT into sleeping around. I have NO diseases and don’t want any. I care to develop a friendship and not just a “fuck”.
I am an average looking woman who happens to be overweight. I am 55 years old and I look it. Due to a horrible marriage I am just totally turned off by “older” men (hence my disdain for marriage – when they quit putting out, you just can’t put them out….it costs money….LO. Because of that, my preference are guys who love cougars who happen to be anywhere between 30 and 50. I could be interested in other ages depending on the person; however, I MUST find you appealing in some sort or fashion.
My sexual interests are quite large. I love sweet love making and also love bondage and blindfolds. I LOVE giving oral sex a 1,000 times more than receiving. It is very hard for me to have an orgasm and I want a man who does NOT make it a priority…it will happen in due time. I LOVE making YOU happy and that is my primary focus. I love being treated like a lady, a tramp, talked dirty to, playing roles – including ‘rape’ and just love everything (almost) that has to do with sex….just LOVE it……and sorry…I want a guy who has at least 6 inches….
I am looking for a man who is open to a relationship SHOULD one develop and does not run off in fear of one. I have been running for a year now and just tired of the games.
I believe I am an interesting person. I love to do anything and everything except watching sports on TV. I may watch a baseball game or two and you might twist my arm to watch a football game; but, that is it!
I have roommates so I prefer a man who has a place of his own.
I try to be brutally honest about my looks so I expect the same out of you. I could tell you horror stories. I will not meet you until I see a photo of you and have some idea whether I will be attracted to you. I have one picture posted that is about 3 months old; the rest are within 18 months. Please don’t show me a picture of you that is 10 years old or more.
I am EXTREMELY attracted to intelligent men.
My hobbies: laughter is number one - or maybe sex is…hmm, followed by traveling, sex, beaches, sex, camping, sex, fishing, sex, hiking, sex, anything to do with forensic sciences, sex, history, sex, drinking dry white wines, sex, fine dining, sex, conservative politics, sex, Biblical interests. Sex….hmmm…and did I mention sex?
I am old fashioned in that I am not fond of tattoos or body piercings. I have never had my ears pierced. I am NOT into shaved heads. IF you are going bald, there is nothing you can do about that; just keep what you have and cut it short and I am happy and can be attracted to you….just no shaved heads.
if you make me laugh, you might have a piece of my heart.....and i LOVE to laugh and probably do so at all the wrong occassions...just my personality.

If you love conservative politics, you and I have plenty to talk about....

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY .....NO MARRIED MEN!!!

OH! You MUST have all your teeth....LOL