MY SELF-SUMMARY
I don't particularly like talking about myself as I find it very vain. But here goes.. I'm a writer for Hustler magazine (roving reporter) which I have been doing since 2006. I enjoy what I do immensely and would not trade it for the world. Because of this I either find one of two people: Guys who try to use me; and or/guys who enjoy the fame and fortune of whatever they think I may have; or- guys who are seriously dysfunctional in some aspect; or- guys who are sexually deviant in some manner. Wait- that was more than two- but I suppose you can see my frustration at what life has been throwing me lately.I'm pretty straight up and to the point so I believe in letting it all out in the open as far as what I do: I wouldn't think of it any way. So if my honesty bothers you in telling you I straight up work for what is considered a 'porn' magazine: you weren't my type anyway. Move on. I also won't send anyone nude photos, either. Go buy the magazine. The only photograph of a pu**y you guys will see is my kitten- so don't ask!!! You will piss me off if you do. I'm honest and upfront- not a fool! Due to the rather insane match I was just in (who has most conveniently found himself plopped again on this site)- I am not looking for anything serious- but rather- friendships and see where it goes from there. As far as me- I'm calm, I'm very passionate about what I do (write) and I'm also a published author with about 10 books under my belt. I am currently writing a new dating story book which should prove to be even more entertaining than the experiences that inspired them . Wish me luck.
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My Ideal Person:
WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE
Writing...its what I do. When I'm not reading I'm writing... I'M REALLY GOOD AT
Oh geez, here we go again: Writing. But I also find myself sometimes horrible with spell check which I need to improve upon. I find myself to be a 'stream of consciousness' writer who mostly just loves to get the words on paper for a type of catharsis. Words really do heal, sometimes, you know. I'm also great a video games, such as Warcraft, SIMS2, etc. I'm kinda a geek when it comes to that. THE FIRST THING(S) PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE ABOUT ME
My Eyes, my smile..and my boobs (maybe not in that order- but they are quite large) MY FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, MUSIC, AND FOOD
BOOKS: Anything I wrote- my favorite is mine is "Absinthe" right now and "Pure": I'm constantly editing them and adding new things. My other favorite author is Tanith Lee! I also love french poetry like "Les Fluers du mal"..(ah, Baudelaire makes me swoon).And of course the tried and true classics from the Marquis De Sade and well as Jane Austen. I read alot.
MUSIC: Ok, here goes with the music list: Nitzer Ebb, Depeche Mode (fave of all time), SunScreem, Curve, Siouxee/Banshees, Armin Van Buuren, almost all alt music, The Cure, Fleetwood Mac, Abba (Dancing Queen makes my day), VoodooVelkro (friends of mine who RAWK), Tiesto, and a long list of others I can remember right now but you get the drift...
Movies: Favorite movie in the WORLD is "Kama Sutra" by Mira Nair (not the porn version, guys). I love Mira Nair's movies in general. I also watch a TON of Japanese horror (Audition is my fave) and anything from Takashi Miike..
Food: Sushi, Sushi, and Sushi. Maybe Sashimi if its whitefish or white tuna (the mild fish). I also love these peanut butter and jelly sushi rolls Sticky Rice in Richmond, Va used to make-but they stopped making them- which made me sad . My favorite roll in this world is a roll made with cooked shrimp, tuna, cream cheese, scallions, and whitefish rolled and baked with a honey sauce. It is truly orgasmic- I tell you. YUM. Oh, I also love coffee- but not starbucks- (too strong..yucky poo). THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT
My fangs, black eyeliner, my cat, a cup of coffee, a good book, and my computer. I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT
The state of the world and if we are all going to hell in a handbasket. ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM
Either playing video games or reading. THE MOST PRIVATE THING I'M WILLING TO ADMIT HERE
I plead the fifth...one two three fo..FIVE! (that was my favorite David Chapelle joke, there).
Oh, and 42 really IS the answer...you'll see (wink) YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF
You are interesting and sincere enough to be upfront with yourself and what you want- and you don't have any weird quirky dysfunctional qualities (like an ex wife you maybe are hiding in a different state you can't afford to divorce or maybe a really weird fetish for violet wands). DO NOT message me if you want free nudie photos. DO NOT message me if your idea of a career is working for your parents in your backyard and you have no ambition outside of when your next joint is.DO NOT message me if you do illegal drugs of any kind- even pot. DO NOT message me if you don't like me writing my DO NOT list- because at this juncture in life, its is totally necessary for me to know what I DO NOT want as much as I do.
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