YES I HAVE A PROFILE ON Adult FriendFinder ALSO 
NO LOCALS (unless I contact you of course). Now, if you are coming to Las Vegas??? Feel free to contact me!!!
Please do not contact me if you:
"Can come to Vegas"
"Came to Vegas"
"Should come to Vegas"
"Would come to Vegas"
"May come to Vegas"
"Frequently come to Vegas"
"Flew over Vegas"
"Car broke down in Vegas"
"Got beat up in Vegas"
"Knows Vegas starts with a "V" etc!
You are either coming to Vegas and have DEFINATE plans to do so...or your just another one handed typist with a Pipe Dream (with or without an actual Pipe!).
If your "date" of arrival in Vegas does not have a "number" that can be referenced by something called a "c-a-l-e-n-d-a-r" then your simply NOT coming to Vegas.
Now let me get the tacky/predictable/routine/mundane/standa rd and run of the mill questions out of the way for those lacking any sense of creativity:
Question: How are you?
Answer: Good, but could always be better.
Question: Are those your pics?
Answer: Trust me their not your momÂs or your wifeÂs.
Question: What are you looking for?
Answer: Looking for the next winning Lottery Numbers.
Question: Can we go for dinner or for a drink?
Answer: I have no desire to become a fat, out of shape, drunk! lol
Anyone who gets angry (dogs get mad) at my profile are only angry because the shit I just wrote describes them to a ÂT.Â
About My Pictures:
THE DAM PICS ARE MINE ALREADY! lol. Not every woman out there looks like a Train Wreck! By the way, you cant fake T&T (Tits and Tattoos).
My profile works like a Brita Filter on a water faucet: It filters out all the icky bad stuff that isnÂt good for you anyways
*NOTE:
If you have a wife (aka Drama Mama) Â I really donÂt careÂ
SheÂs your problem - not mine. IÂm a drama free person and plan on keeping it that way
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My Ideal Person:
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WHAT IM NOT LOOKING FOR:
- JACKASS -
[Definition]: person(s) who thinks he has a body I would die for...I have been around perfect "10s" my entire life so drop the ego meathead! I am use to seeing guys wearing 5x shirts so whatever physical condition you THINK you have I could careless...actually I am tired of meatheads.
- THE BROTHAS / REDNECK HICK -
[Definition]: person(s) who tries to be macho...dont call me baby, sweety, sexy etc...turn off MTV, stop the country music and come back to reality...thats why your ass is single.
- JERK -
[Definition]: person(s) who wants to meet and when I contact you all you have to say is "I am busy for the next little while...maybe later." Leave me alone, dont contact me and take your hands out of your pants.
- LOSER -
[Definition]: person so dumb, he thinks a Nickelback & Quarterback is a $0.30cent refund! Dont you know Nickel Back is a band & a Quarterback is what the IRS gives us as a Tax Return!
- GEEKS -
[Definition]: person(s) who thinks coming to Vegas with $100 makes him a "Whale"...stop watching the Travel Channel...Vegas women are very savvy
- DUMBASS -
[Definition]: person(s) who takes the time to insult me in an email. Why not take that same time to do something constructive with your miserable self, lol, like really come on now! Why insult anyone when you can simply go to the next profile?
I think I covered it all...but I am sure some IDIOT out there will cause me to add another category to this SH*T LIST.
Lastly, for you pic collectors, AKA Jack-off-Jake, I have a face pics posted, therefore dont ask for another face pic, one face is all I have, which is more than I can say about some of the TWO face flakes out there!
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