My name is Miss Evangelyne. If you please me I may allow the more familiar Miss Eva. In my vanilla life I am successful, financially secure, and ultra conservative. Look the flower, act the serpent is my motto so I walk and talk softly and carry a big strap on. I am single and have no children.
Update: Ah, my favorite subject…me. Actually it’s hard to describe yourself isn’t it? I guess that’s why people are always saying “well, my friends would say I’m this and that”. I should start by saying I’m not a ProDomme and have no interest in your money. Oh, you’re so excited about that aren’t you? Shesh, men are so cheap. Well, before you fall in love I should mention that not being a ProDomme means I can be very selective. I have no interest in fulfilling your sexual fantasies and will not play with you unless I’m attracted to you. You’re not my paycheck. This thing here is all about me, sugar, plain and simple. Yes, I will respect your limits but when we play it’s for my enjoyment, not yours. I have many vanilla responsibilities and do not have time to follow you around or have you call me every hour to check in. I am not interested in a slave. My vanilla responsibilities? I have a full time job, a house, 2 dogs and a cat, family and social obligations, and I go to culinary school at night. I am not going to chase after you. If you are not front and center I will forget you so it’s in your best interest to make the effort to stay in contact with me.
I am generally attracted to 3 types of men. There are exceptions but as a rule I gravitate towards the very hot, the very smart, or the very successful. I have an especially soft spot for Trekkies, nerdy aerospace engineers, and brain surgeons. I enjoy conversations about history, philosophy, religion, archeology, and world events. Obviously the list goes on. I would love to find a submissive man who I could actually have a conversation with.
Okay, you all want to know what’s in store if you actually meet my requirements. Alt has listed the entire fetish checklist under my activities enjoyed but my own list is a bit shorter. To serve me you will be required to submit to bondage, CBT, whipping, flogging, spanking, nipple torture, anal penetration, long, (and I mean long), periods of oral service, some feminization, some housecleaning chores, humiliation (verbal and physical), cuckolding, and I’m sure I’m leaving one or two things out. I also particularly enjoy forced bisexuality but do not require it if it is one of your limits. I enjoy role playing and fantasy. I have no limits when it comes to fantasy and will whisper some of the nastiest suggestions in your ear when we are playing. Nothing is taboo in my mind and I only put boundaries on my physical self. I am a natural Domme and have been since I was about 18. I was peeing in my first boyfriend’s mouth before I ever lost my virginity. I did spend about 3 months as a submissive with a very knowledgeable Dom. It was highly enjoyable. I won’t be repeating the experience. The physical side of it was good. I really enjoyed the flogging in particular, but mentally I had trouble feeling submissive. Regardless, it was fun seeing how the other half lives. I’m often asked if I have sex with my subs. My answer to that is I do whatever I want with my subs. I believe in reward and punishment. Sex with me is a reward…a big one.
That should give you a pretty good idea about me. Am I the perfect Domme for you? Probably. I’m like Mary Poppins, Practically perfect in every way. I am highly selective. Men are always asking why I am not married. The answer is that I really have no use for a man other than as a sexual plaything. I’ve been very lucky in life and very successful in business. Chances are I make more money than you. Chances are I’m your intellectual superior. I challenge you to prove me wrong. There is nothing sexier for me than dominating a man I respect and admire everywhere outside of the bedroom.
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My Ideal Person:
Update:2-13-06 Panties, panties, panties. I hear you. You all want a pair of my panties. Some of you dirty sluts want even more of my soiled items. Well, email me and we can discuss it. I do enjoy the idea of dirty little boys all over the world sniffing my panties. Update: Hello boys. I have received an overwhelming response to my profile and would like to say thank you. It is all very flattering. Unfortunately, I haven’t the time or the inclination to play with all of you. I know you would like a response from me even if I do not think we are compatible but that would take all day so I thought I’d save some of you the trouble of sending me an email at all. Here are the top 10 reasons you will receive no response to your email:
#1. You are married. Cheating men disgust me and not in a good way.
#2. You live more than 300 miles from my location.
#3. You’re over 45.
#4. You have not included a picture of your face in either your profile or your email to me.
#5. You have included a picture of yourself and I am not attracted to you.
#6. Your first pic in your profile is of your penis or, heaven forbid, you actually send me a picture of your penis in an email. Just say no to cock pics. I will make an exception to this rule if your penis is over 10 inches long or if the picture includes some type of bondage or CBT.
#7. Your profile and/ or email are full of misspelled words and typos. I will assume you are either too stupid or too lazy to proofread. Neither quality is attractive to me. Hint: I have a dominant personality, not a dominate personality. I will make an exception to this rule if English is not your first language but if this is the case please see reason #2 before writing to me.
#8. You refer to me as baby, sexy, sweetie…etc. and/ or mention my breasts in any way. I know men think it is a compliment but I also know men are idiots when it comes to what women find complimentary…and so do you.
#9. Your profile is full of “prefer not to say” and/ or your email to me is less than 10 sentences long. How am I to know if I’m interested or not in a case like that? Hello.
#10. You are interested in online or telephone domination. I only play in real time.
I hope this list will serve to save us both some time and effort.
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