If youre not UNDER 30, SINGLE, and LOCAL to the Tampa Bay area, go fuck yourself. Dont waste my time, douche bag, because if you cant read youre too fuckin stupid for me to tolerate. And dont waste your winks and emails either, fucktard, because I wont reply. If youre a Dom and think after reading the first sentence of my profile that Im a sub, youre a brainless retard. If youre a Dom and email or wink without reading my profile, youre Alts biggest loser. If youre looking for a woman who is small and perfect looking, Im not for you, asswipe. If you're not prepared to stick your tongue up my fat white dimply ass fuck off.
If youre nice, sweet, like to be bossed around incessantly, are into pleasing another, and ready to be my little whore boy, Id love to hear from you. If youre profile isnt fill out completely, with a pic, you guessed it, go fuck yourself. Bi guys are great, but its not a must. However, if youre not prepared to lick up your own cum, slut boy, dont bother me. You must be completely insane if you think I'm going to clean-up your mess!
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My Ideal Person:
NO MARRIED MEN!!! MUST BE UNDER 30!!! MUST BE LOCAL!! NO HOOK-UPS!!!
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