I am not a typical woman. I am unusual to start with and I am not entrapped in traditional gender roles. I am very exotic and exciting. I am fun to be with and am probably the most accepting person you will ever meet (providing you are honest). I can be very amicable and love to please and be pleased (providing I don't feel I'm being taken advantage of. I am very verbal and love to talk if you don't love to talk or/and if you don't love to listen don't respond. I can be a great friend and partner, but I am a swirling typhoon of emotions loving and living in the moment one minute and sad/philosophical the next. Since, I am looking for a switch or submissive to be my companion. I am very selective. I am simultaneously brilliant academically and dense socially. I am not superficial I am painfully, exasperatingly, detrimentally deep. I am especially interested in literature, cosmology, and visual arts. favorite Writers include Rimbaud, Browning, Mann, Ginsberg, Keroauc, Douglas Adams, Milton, Wilson, Bierce and more. I like classical as well as outlaw art. My favorite artist is Francis Bacon. I have a huge appreciation of classical sculpture and architecture. I have a WIDE range of interests and am very adventurous. I am in the mood for travel. I like visiting museums and spending time in nature. I like coffee houses and poetry slams. I like goth clubs and libraries. I am a discordian although I occasionally go to church for the ritual I do NOT follow religious ideologies. The closest I come to accepting is Buddhism. I am looking for a possible long term relationship and am open to seeing what might develop. Contact me if the description of what I am looking for describes yourself. Contact me if you want to read some of my poetry or join me for a night at the opera. DO NOT contact me if you want to fuck someone. You can find someone who is far easier to seduce and mount than myself. Please, leave me alone if you are just looking for somewhere warm and wet to cram your manly appendage. Hell try a cantaloupe, a mound of earth, your grandma for all I care, but not me.
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My Ideal Person:
Passionate yet gentle writer, artist, activist, thinker, bohemian guy. High IQ. Emotional and sentimental. Very submissive, but can voice needs and feelings and can switch out occasionally. Preferably open-minded about fetishes: water sports, strap ons, menstruation. I can do without the fetishes and lifestyle. I am looking for a person who enjoys sexual experimentation, but isn't fixated on some toy or situation. Should be able to enjoy vanilla sex. Enjoys travel and animals. Is comfortable with his feminine side can wear traditionally feminine garb occasionally (not cross dressing necessarily), carry my purse, genuinely enjoy SOME chick flicks, and trips to the mall. Bisexual boys are a plus, but all boys must bring proof of a clean sexual bill of health. Vegetarian or Vegan preferably. Love of unusual locales, fruit, thoughts, and objects a plus. Must not be materialistic. Someone interested in disecting the universe, a philosopher a free thinker. Someone who thinks of me first and foremost at all times. Poetry may be required. Decent job making a decent wage would be appreciated. Must like cartoons, independent movies, camping, horses, tea, travel, and snuggling. Must be well read. Must be very patient as I am a royal pain in the ass. Must have a great sense of humor, as I need to laugh often. Must have definite boundaries set up for self and others. Must not hit or harm women under any circumstances. Must be interested in love and commitment not just sexual pleasures. Must put up with me mourning over a past relationship I am not someone to mess around with. I will not tolerate liars, thieves, cheats, con artists, abusers, or idiots. I can be controlling and need someone who is submissive. but good at balancing out these tendencies and not simply enabling them. Must be unusual as I am not attracted to the status quo. Must enjoy quiet evenings at home as well as going out to concerts, art shows, discussions, and for physical recreational activities. Must not yell or insult me, but handle things truthfully, tenderly, and with aplomb. Must be willing to belong to me body and soul. Must be open with thoughts, feelings, past present. If I let you inside my body you should let me inside your head.
Age: 20-35. Preferably tall with dark hair (beards. long hair, and glasses a plus). Great feet and average to well endowed. I am not narrow-minded about physical attributes, but I am not looking for men over 36.
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