Whoa. Okay, uh...fuck, I dunno. I love Sonata and Datura (inoxia and stramonium) and basically any other hallucinogen I can get my hands on. I like lucid dreaming, cats, boots, speeding in rural areas, and masturbation, but not necessarily in that (or any) order.
And did I mention I'm a virgin? (That is to say, I popped my own cherry when I was ten but have yet to fuck anyone of either gender.)
I made out with a couple of girls, one of whom was fucking her ugly bastard boyfriend at the time, and the other was my roomie in the looney bin. (I must say, if you're a lesbian on the prowl for sluts, you'd do well to check yourself into a nuthatch for a while.)
To finish, I love writing basic boring sci-fi as well as basic boring literotica. I can draw, sort of, and used to have a bunch of porno sketches tucked away somewhere...well, they might still be there, wherever "there" is.
I should conclude that I'm highly disorganized and bored off my rocker (hence all the drug-use and lengthy but not steamy description you just skimmed through, you cheating bitch).
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My Ideal Person:
A fully functioning brain. That would really be nice. I'd prefer you have a dick, but I also have a thing for tits, so I suppose I could go either way.
Basically, I'm looking for some good old-fashioned domination. And I'm really fucking horny. (Note: I'm not into anal.)
By the way, if you live nearby (somewhere in the middle of West Virginia, aka Wet Vagina), I'd be happy to fuck you up with some Datura. I'm just THAT generous, y'dig?
If you're completely lacking in a sense of humor, suck my nonexsistent dick and fuck off. Un-funny people are only good for one thing: politics.
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