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Risk of falling  I've just popped out to my shed to fetch something and found the above sign pinned to the door. It's apparently been there for ages but this is the first time I've been out there for a while. Seeing it actually made me laugh out loud. It's my lover making reference to a conversation he overhead where I was explaining the rather large bruises on the backs of my legs to someone in the vanilla world who doesn't know me. Caught off guard, I made up what I thought was a very plausible response. I explained that they were an injury sustained while trying to retrieve something from the shed where I unfortunately fell and banged my legs on a ladder. How I came to do this six times was left unsaid but I thought I'd got away with it without suspicions of kinkery being raised. What's the most outlandish reason you've given to explain away marks? And were they believed? |
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Hahaha!!!! This brings back memories. I was supposedly going to a yoga class and came back with this  . I explained it that I had an existing eye infection and doing downward dog popped my blood vessel.... Well, I did have a previous eye infection but I don't think that a hard facef**king did any favours (as I felt it pop during the act). Not one of our proudest moments... It's interesting how people looked at me on the street, then looked again before quickly turning away. My farther was visiting and he said that perhaps people thought he had caused it! I ended up wearing sun glasses!
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Hahaha!!!! This brings back memories. I was supposedly going to a yoga class and came back with this . I explained it that I had an existing eye infection and doing downward dog popped my blood vessel.... Well, I did have a previous eye infection but I don't think that a hard facef**king did any favours (as I felt it pop during the act). Not one of our proudest moments... It's interesting how people looked at me on the street, then looked again before quickly turning away. My farther was visiting and he said that perhaps people thought he had caused it! I ended up wearing sun glasses! I had a slight wobble a while back after a small sweet sherry to many and ended up with a black eye so bad my eye was completely shut. I was amazed how many complete strangers asked me what had happened. I got bored of telling the truth (the bit about tripping anyway) and ended up making up outlandish reasons to see people's reactions. It kept me entertained. But the immediate assumption most made was that a man had hit me.
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Ouch, looks painful but I would have believed your explanation I had a slight wobble a while back after a small sweet sherry to many and ended up with a black eye so bad my eye was completely shut. I was amazed how many complete strangers asked me what had happened. I got bored of telling the truth (the bit about tripping anyway) and ended up making up outlandish reasons to see people's reactions. It kept me entertained. But the immediate assumption most made was that a man had hit me. Felt I needed to correct that. Irks me almost as much as your/you're errors. I get a reasonable number of emails that just say 'your hot'. My hot what?!?
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"Honestly, an electric toothbrush is the perfect way to clean it!"  
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And that would never do would it
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"Honestly, an electric toothbrush is the perfect way to clean it!"
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Here here. I'm pleased you've come to accept it as part of you. Thanks for sharing. X
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