Private DVD
www.Private.com
I don't know about you, but nothing turns me on like a hot chick begging me to cum on her face. Just give me an endless line of bukkake babes, and my dreams are all wet -- I mean complete. As far as this fantasy goes, Private’s Cum on My Face (6) aims to please.
To start with, the women in the fourteen scenes (including two F-M-F scenes) are uniformly gorgeous. Some of the women’s bodies’ scream “Porn Star Here!” and others look like fashion models, but all of them are insanely hot -- pale skin, Eastern European look, and your choice of hair colors. But who can complain about lack of variation when you're consistently looking at the tits, legs, and ass -- not to mention mouth -- of a perfect 10?
The trio scenes all start with the girls playing with each other, but inevitably -- what girl can resist a hard, man-sized cock? -- the girls end up double teaming that stud pole in their midst. My main complaint about this DVD is that there were only two of these threesome scenes. But even apart from the threesomes, this DVD really delivers some hot cum spewing variations on the random, anonymous blowjob. Most camera angles are shot to include every luscious curve of the women and only the barest essential of the man -- his hose so you can catch the whole spadoodle, from spout to snout. Oh, and of course the disembodied member makes it real easy to imagine yourself in the film.
There is almost no dialogue; these women know what’s important and they aren’t here to talk. In fact, a few scenes show the couples meeting for the first time and then getting busy in a matter of seconds. No nonsense here, thank you. All while watching this DVD, I couldn't help thinking how much better some of my sun-and-relaxation vacations might have been if just one of these jiz gluttons had approached me the way these ladies do it. And you can't fault the genuine enthusiasm of these cum-hungry babes. Not only have they got their hearts set on getting sprayed in the face (bless ‘em!), but if you've ever spent the night in a Motel 6 in Vegas, you'll have a good idea what screams and moans they're capable of. Best of all, those Private girls use their lips, and it ain't just verbal. They showcased some serious cum gargling, the stuff of many future fantasies for this writer. OK. I was a little skeptical about the likelihood of meeting up with any such woman and having them do nasty things with me. But then again, if I looked liked the guys in the movie, all brawn and buff and complete with the 9" dick, maybe my luck would change.
Private makes it easy to select scenes by showing a nice preview clip on the DVD menu of each. You can quickly see who is in the scene, what the girl is (or isn’t) wearing, and decide which of the scenes you’d like to watch easily dialing in your fantasy of choice. This also helps with the porn half-life effect; where you can only look at the same girl doing the same thing so many times before she loses her appeal. And since each scene is approximately six minutes, they're very low commitment. Just right for a little work-at-home break.While I always enjoyed watching the movie, I sometimes found myself greedy for something, well, more. Watching Cum on my Face actually made me realize that I'm primarily a guy who thinks of blowjobs as foreplay. I've always thought, when you've got a girl right there rubbing herself extra wet, why not take advantage? Take the easylube entry and run with it. Why didn't one of these dudes just bend the beauty over and have a poke?
In fact, now that I think of it, the guys on this DVD are one lot of passive guys. The up side is that the passive guys show off the rapacious nature of these hyper-sexual women. In addition to being exclusively oral, this DVD is also clearly not a couple’s tape. My girlfriend, who'd never watched pornography before, wanted to watch a few scenes with me. I should have realized when she asked half way through a scene, “Does that actually turn you on?” that she was not getting it. She also dampened the exotic bouquet of these ladies when she started laughing at a clip of dialogue (admittedly inane and in thick accents to boot). Try explaining to your girlfriend that crisp dialogue is not what you're going for. (Call me coward, but I didn't bother.)
Then again, maybe the entire point of this video was not lost on her after all. For as the DVD progressed she told me that she could "do better than those girls" and decided to put her mouth where my money was. She had me down with my shorts off in no time, and got straight to work emulating the on-screen beauties. Between her working me over and the visual bliss of those Cum on My Face (6) beauties, well that, my friends, was an experience to remember.