Minha Pessoa Ideal:
Well? Could you be what I need? Physical beauty is not that important but ideally you will be between 35 and 59. Old enough that you have experienced life and have enough experience to know what you like and be passionate about it. Young enough that you still have the energy to use the knowledge!
Physically being tall is an advantage but personality and attitude is more important. I need to have chemistry, you don't need to be Brad Pitt and I'm not looking to fall madly in love with you, but someone that I like, respect, trust, is essential, if you can hold a conversation and have an intelligent inquisitive personality you get bonus points! Being willing to go the distance to please and satisfy me is more important than if you have hair!!!
I want an intuitive, unselfish lover who wants to push my limits, ease me into some more kinky pursuits and stretch my body and my brain. I like to be surprised sexually with someone assertive and dominant, but not solely immersed in their own gratification. I'm not a pain junkie but someone who has the ability to balance stimulation thats bordering on pain, to juggle sweet sensations with sour, blend sugar with spice, this is what I want and need.
On a more mundane note I like hair free balls, cock and ass! If you want me to enjoy licking and sucking your wrinkled prunes, then they need to be clean and freshly washed, I ensure my lady garden is hair free, fresh and naturally fragrant and I expect the same courtesy. Hands, feet and nails need to be clean and manicured, no jagged sharp bits, [nail polish not nessecary, but if thats your thing ok by me!]
If you have any pets I'm allergic to fur so anything that comes into contact with me needs to be pet free! I'm also allergic to smokers and I'm an asthmatic so no asphyxiation play either!!!! I shouldn't need to say but for those who's living standards haven't changed from university, if you are going to play with multiple partners not only should your place/dungeon be clean, but all toys and equipment should be properly cleaned and sterilized between use! And condoms are not an option but essential wear.
Also you may have guessed by now that I'm bossy, assertive and opinionated, if you think I need to be shown who's boss, gagged, collared, restrained and trained to give pleasure, you're right! Let this lady know YOU want to bring out the slut in her.

PS I've had complaints that I sound fussy! I am, but I'm also a fun adventurous imaginative playmate, if I choose you, be reassured I always play safe.

I don't get it. Why does nobody fill out their kink list. I'm fed up of guys saying they like my profile and what I'm into but they fail to fill out anything specific on their profile and expect us to be able to chat. How can I talk about shared interests if you don't bother to put on your profile what you like???

If I was a cynical person I would suspect they are being a chameleon telling each person they chat to what they think they want to hear!
If you can't be bothered to invest time in your own profile why the hell should I invest time talking to you...? Rant over for the moment!