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I may not be what your used to, but to be fair, I have no idea what that is.
I'm a pretty laid back person yet can alternate between times of intensity and introspection.
I've got jokes for days I say, I say I've got jokes for weeks. Throw in a deeplly rooted sarcastic streak and now we are having fun. If you don't have a developed sense of humor its hard for me to take you seriously.
I have been known to say "Get these cuffs off me dammit I'm an artist" and been dead serious.
I take my pleasure in sips and gulps in liters and gallons and I I'm a freak thru and thru. That is the truth as I know it.
I've never especially had problems attracting or relating to women but I thought this site might hold a surprise or two for me, we shall see.
. In everyday life I am definitely an alpha male (Tall, tattooed, Jamaican and Italian with very little patience for fools and the bullshit that follows them ) minus the chauvanistic bullshit..... but its fun to mix it up, and I have a sub streak that needs to be fed. I mean, if you do things the same way everytime people start thinking they know ya.
I am naturally dominant but very open minded and always willing to experiment and push boundaries with intersting and sexy people. I like a lady who isn't too timid to be aggressive when the mood suits, can get down and dirty with me, but most importantly, maintains the ability to surprise me.
Not looking for a a LTR at the moment, but I am also open to what comes my way. I may not want to meet the family at your nephews Sunday baptism, but that doesn't mean there isnt a middle ground between that and pure hedonism. Something regular me thinks, sexually beneficial for all involved and not toxic or too heavy sounds about right.
I'm employed, picky, laugh out loud at myself often, or with a wry smile, and I still appreciate many of the small things most don't seem to be aware even exist anymore, sign of the times I guess - please be able to say some of the same about yourself.
Have a dirty mind, be hwp, be able to hold a conversation with functional people, be prepared for spontaneous comedy and staring contests for bragging rights, unplanned carnivorous sexual activity, random guerrilla art, eating ice cream on the kitchen floor at 2:37 in the fucking morning, a big dick tattooed man who's kinda wild and doesnt pay too much attention to social conventionism, amongst other things.
The arc of my life is a crazy fucking thing, more so than most I believe. I have worn so many jackets and and lived so many large lives in this small one that I will occssionally relate a story from my past and It doesnt even sound real to me...yet it happened. I'm a fool and a sage, a nerd and a convict, and sometimes I'm not sure Canada is even a real place.
. Just be who you are and fuck em if they won't accept you that way.
I enjoy a long list of sexual activities that I wont bother listing at the moment, I like to please and be pleased but one thing you should know is I like a nice ass on a woman, large or small is beside the point, a nice ass comes in many sizes. The easy truth of it is that SEXY doesnt have a color, or a gender, or a shape....you just know it when it is in front of you. I do.
Or maybe we just link up and have sweaty fucking monkey sex and drift back to our own worlds smiling, both pleased to leave it at that, simple and primal and finished. Who knows what the day will bring.
I hope I hear from some of you who have read this far, step out of your comfort zone, thats when life really starts.....
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