Meine ideale Person:
: someone kinky.

You’ll have to tolerate me.

You have to be intelligent. You don’t have to be a genius, but smarter than the average bear would be nice. Dumb as a brick won’t cut it, no matter how cute you are or your skills at giving a blow job.

You have to have a good sense of humour, the weirder the better. If you can’t take a joke, things are definitely not going to work out between us, because, let’s face it, I’m going to fuck things up occasionally.

You can’t take yourself too seriously. If you’re a princess, no judgment, but you’re not for me.

I’m fine with you not wearing make up and going au naturale; I prefer that, actually. If you feel you’re above getting your hands dirty, literally or figuratively, please move along, nothing to see here.

Bonus points for being a nerd/geek.

I am not looking for a door mat. I want your opinion and thoughts on things.

You can have your own friends and talk to anyone you like. If I can’t trust you to be faithful, there’s no point in being in a relationship with you. If you do want to fuck someone else, talk to me. Personally, I’d love to see you fuck another woman — yes, a predictable male fantasy, I know, but there you go.

I’m not interest in being submissive, so if you’re a switch, I’m likely to be fine with you having your own sub. I’ll probably want us to play with them together.

Don’t expect that we’re going to get married or move in together without getting to know each other pretty well first.

I’m not a sugar daddy. You need to have your own form of income. I don’t want to control your finances nor have access to them.

Feel free to send nudes