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My expertise is in erotic hypnosis. If you see any reference to bondage, handcuffs, ropes, whatever, I don't have them. I create them in your mind and you'll experience pleasure you've never imagined.....if you're interested.
1. I was an electronic spy in the Air Force.
2. If there are rainbows, are there snowbows?
3. I believe that if there is a God, She is black and Jewish which will scare the hell out of the Baptists. The reason God is a woman is that She created PMS. This is a plague upon humanity in general.
4. You can say what you want. I have every right to not listen and vice versa.
5. Perrenials rock! Although New Guinea Impatiens have their place. Can you tell I like gardening? It amazes me that a tomato seed can be blown off your finger yet turn into a six foot tall plant.
6. I write poetry. I'm told I'm good. That doesn't matter. What matters is that if I touch one person by what I write, then I've succeeded.
7. I write music lyrics.
8. If there are Certified Public Accountants, are there Certified Private Accountants?
9. I HATE neckties. After PMS, neckties are a scourge and were invented by the French in one of Louis the xxxx's court. For this the French should be exiled from humanity and their DNA expunged.
10. I am an exacting boss. I'll call you on your mistakes but I'll give you an 'atta boy' if you perform well professionally.
11. I don't like pain and I don't like inflicting it. Not physically. Under hypnosis the pain will be real but there won't be marks, bruises, or scars. I find inflicting pain abhorrent.
12. Did you ever notice in the obituary column that people die in alphabetical order?
13. While my profile says 'casual', I can dress when it's necessary. I prefer Italian design and Canali suits in particular. I just can't afford them right now.
14. There's nothing better in this life than a Pittsburgh Rare steak.
15. The scent of lilacs in a soft late May evening is sublime.
16. The sight of fireflies flitting in the soft dusk after a thunderstorm is calming.
17. Somebody once said "The truth will set you free." That's true but it hurts like hell.
18. Have I mentioned sex? No. That'll come sooner or later. No pun intended. OK...it was intended.
19. When asked if I have I reply "No, but I like to practice."
20. I'm honest to a fault. Which is one of my faults.
21. I smoke and I drink. If you are a non-smoker and can't tolerate a smoker, you need not apply. It'll only cause friction because I'm not going to change.
If you don't care one way or the other, enquiries are welcome.
22. I don't like it when someone says "You take care of YOU!" That tells me the other person will do that for themselves before they take care of me. I'm all grown up now and not dependent on you. I know how to take care of myself. What that statement tells me is that you'll think of you first. That's disturbing if you tell me you love me because it's not right.
23. The snowman smiled when he saw the snow blower.
24. Not to offend anyone I hope. Pakistan is a beautiful country if there are no Pakistanis. I'll bet I can still smell one a hundred yards downwind. I was stationed there in the Air Force. Peshawar. You could see the Himalyas from the base. And if you traveled north into Swat you were in the 'foothills' of them. Beautiful.
25. I speak fluent Japanese. I can get a meal, a hotel, a girl....and in a lot of trouble. :)
26. Racism is slightly above PMS and slightly below neck ties.
27. Philosophical question: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
28.
A box of biscuits
A box of mixed biscuits
And a biscuit mixer
Say that 3 times REAL fast.
29. Cardinals (the birds not the ball teams) mate for life. How come human beings can't?
30. Me. I am....Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Non Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Irreverent.
31. NO married women! No 'open marriages'. NO! I'm not interested in pleasing you only for you to go back to your husband. NO! Not even if you tell me you love me. No. You can't have 'me' while getting everything else you have in your life. No.
32. Did I say anything about sex? Nope. Not yet.
33. Describe the taste of strawberriers to someone who's never tasted them. Most people will say..."It tastes like strawberries." Love is like strawberries.
34. Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
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My Ideal Person:
Initially?
I'd just like to talk to get to know you....and you, me.
Overall? Honesty. No lies. No games. If you ever lie to me you destroy any trust I've given you. If you do that, you destroy any chance of something worthwhile between two human beings. You can have your secrets. Everybody does. You can keep them or tell them to me but just do NOT lie.
In the end? My dream? Love and a lasting relationship.
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